People not on my Christmas card list

People who stand very very close behind me in cues, I give the person in front oceans of room and space but the person behind me is practically bumping into me the whole cue time.

comment by Choice City (U6187)
posted 13 minutes ago
People who stand very very close behind me in cues, I give the person in front oceans of room and space but the person behind me is practically bumping into me the whole cue time.
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Or people who stand so close to you when talking to you that they're practically stealing your oxygen

The routine fat person who always has to be sat next to you on flights.

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I sat next to a morbidly obese, obnoxious Afrikaaner with BO and a small bladder on a flight to J'Burg.
It was the longest eleven hours in my life .

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Is this thread still going??!!

Ok, I don't know if it has been mentioned but people on the escalator who are either blocking the way or pretending to be walking but going at snail's pace (so end up blocking the way as well)

mobile libraries books on fooking wheels all those services

comment by IAWR (U10012)
posted 1 hour, 48 minutes ago
Is this thread still going??!!

Ok, I don't know if it has been mentioned but people on the escalator who are either blocking the wayor pretending to be walking but going at snail's pace (so end up blocking the way as well)
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Aren't escalators made for standing on, not walking on?

I like sitting next to fat birds on the plane

you don't need a blanket as they're half on you and if you get hungry after the meal has already been served then you can usually find a chicken leg or summat somewhere in a roll. And it's still nice and warm/moist.