Santas little rap

Ho Ho Ho

Remember me I’m Santa Claus
Once a year I work for a cause,
To deliver presents to all the kids
Naughty or nice, I don’t care what they did!!

On my sleigh I travel round the world
Bringing lots of joy to every boy and girl,
When all the kids are asleep in bed
I do my thing cos I’m the man in red.

Tommy wants a tractor, Lucy wants a phone,
Robbie with the glasses wants a robot drone,
Eddie wants a puter, Susie wants a bag,
a very special one; with a Gucci tag.

Aunty wants her Cognac, Uncle wants his beer,
Granny wants a walker, to get from there to here,
Mummy’s very fussy; it’s got to cost a lot,
But Daddy’s very worried; it’s not a lot he’s got

So here’s to you Merry Xmas
Everybody have some fun,
Look to the future now
It’s only just begu – u – un.

There’s Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
Pulling my sleigh from Russia to France
When my Reindeer fly…….my Reindeer dance

Big Elves, little Elves, tall elves, small
They work around the clock to make presents for all,
They take it in turns and always make sure
There’s a gift for every child, be they rich or poor.

So here’s to you Merry Xmas
Everybody have some fun,
Look to the future now
It’s only just begu – u – un.

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I'd like to wish everyone, including you and yours a very Merry Xmas
and a very prosperous New Year.

I hope you get everything you wrote Santa for and your wives/girlfriends don't take to many things back to shop to exchange.

Try to remember, and help where you can,

there are people living on streets who are homeless and down on their luck, a couple of quid can help them in so many ways.....

Merry Christmas everyone...............