Maf's Leaving Party

With the news that Maf is finally faaacking off, its my duty to ensure that he has a proper send off.

The date I have in mind is the 28th of February, the day before Spurs play in another major final

I am not sure of the venue yet, probably pikey Maf's favourite location, which is other peoples skips searching for pieces of metal.


Also not sure on the order of events, and am open to suggestion.

Was thinking that we could start at 3pm with a video of west ham's greatest ever moments.

At 3.01 pm we could then move on to a game of catchprase, with all the answers being some of maf's most memorable contributions such as "no major finals in this millennium", or "clown fans" .


later in the day we can bring out the alcohol and have a proper pissss up. I will get myself on the decks, and Clicky can MC.

then its on to the speeches, the highlight being the speech from Maf himself. after speeches is dinner, with the specialty being what is most often coming out of maf's mouth... bollox.

Finally it could be off to a strip club, nightclub, casino or other venue of Maf's choice. Maf could watch us go into these venues and wait for us outside, as its sadly over 18s only.


Any other ideas?




Chronic the Co-ordinator


PS tickets will sell out fast.

the following are reserved a place

Chaz
NWO
TCP
Raptit
Thudd
Galv
spazzle
Robben
Ace Face
Mr Chelsea
Clicky
Genius Greaves
Di Maria's