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Fifty shades of .......in a TOASTER ?

by puffinthebushkangaroo2 (U20236)

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-31428072

"London Fire Brigade (LFB) said it was "concerned" the 13 February release could lead to a "spike" in people being stuck or trapped in handcuffs or rings.

Since April it has attended 393 such incidents.
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Since April 2013 the capital's fire crews have:

Attended 28 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs
Removed 293 rings, including seven from male genitalia
Attended other incidents, including releasing men's genitals from toasters or vacuum cleaners"

Anyone ever stuck their todger in a toaster? Anywhere else interesting?

Be brave lads, get it off your chests

posted on 13/2/15

comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 15 minutes ago
The worst part is when they're trying to cover it up with the old 'I accidentally sat on it naked' excuse... Is the fact it comes out with a condom on it
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Oh Jay


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Fifty shades of.... Tanned bottom? Essex Orange! Scottish blue..

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posted on 13/2/15

Or.. Fifty shades of white.. Have you ever been to b&q with a woman who wants the room White?

posted on 14/2/15

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