What's An Established Premier League Player

My article is going to be based on giving examples of how to derail a thread, it will be a great ohhhhh look a squirrel, ha, eating a nut............

And then of course there are the posters who derail their own thread:

comment by TheTeacher (U20301)

posted 5 hours, 40 minutes ago

We were very fortunate to obtain the services of young Kortney. I mean, I was only reading last week that there is a real shortage of affordable new Hause's in the Midlands.

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Ouch!!

Our defence seems to be fairly confusing to most people.

Bath or bart

Hows or haws

Golbourne or goldbourne

ekayme or ekeyme

Stearman seems to be easy enough doesn't it?

And now Iorfa??? I say e-or-fa, so am i feckin it up or what?

posted 25 minutes ago
"Oh and by the way for a Teacher your knowledge is lamentable"

Why, thank you. Very nice of you to say so.

comment by TheTeacher (U20301)
posted 2 hours, 20 minutes ago
posted 25 minutes ago
"Oh and by the way for a Teacher your knowledge is lamentable"

Why, thank you. Very nice of you to say so.
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That's because I'm a very nice chap

comment by Cinciwolf (U11551)
posted 2 hours, 39 minutes ago
Our defence seems to be fairly confusing to most people.

Bath or bart

Hows or haws

Golbourne or goldbourne

ekayme or ekeyme

Stearman seems to be easy enough doesn't it?

And now Iorfa??? I say e-or-fa, so am i feckin it up or what?
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Yes cinci you are feckin it up, it's pronounced eye-or-fa

Now i am saying it out aloud and i actually say Yior-fa