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Intelligence Test For Maf

Hey Maf

Moronic here

just thought I would do a little experiment. I was going to use a lab rat but thought it would be better to use something that doesn't have quite as much mental capacity, so I have chosen you

so well done for getting selected maf

Its just a basic intelligence test, it doesn't even reach key stage 1 level, so for a man of your capabilities, this should be a stroll in the park.

the questions will be on topics that you have struggled with in your 3 years on ja606, and previous time on bbc 606.


there is no time limit on the test maf, but you must not cheat!!!




1. which way does the arrow point ? -------------------------------->
2. what is half of 20?
3. how many years old is the millennium?
4. how many years between 2015 and 1980?
5. which number is bigger, the answer to 3, or the answer to 4?
6. which is the bigger football club, spurs or west ham?
7. is 13 bigger or smaller than 10?
8. which of the following words is in the present tense: doing, done, did ?


take your time maf

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 17/2/15

comment by MafiaBoy (U8613)
posted 4 minutes ago
I forgot, what about to the floor licking job that your west ham boss gave you? Have you finished yet?
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dafuq you on about maf? do you ever have a coherent thought?

posted on 17/2/15

Didn't your Boss (west ham fan) ask you to clean the floor with your the other day?

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 17/2/15

with my what maf? once again you do not have a coherent thought. stupid caaaant.

posted on 17/2/15

Chronic, you would have to explain to muffinboy that it was a cash reconciliation, however as it involves a word of several syllables that in itself would confuse him.

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 17/2/15

genius


maf.... any answer to question 1 yet?

posted on 17/2/15

Mafia's frantically googling syllable as we speak...

posted on 17/2/15

He will know doubt come up with this...eventually

http://jon-edwards.co.uk/img/portfolio/web/one_silly_bull.jpg

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 18/2/15

maf you managed to get to the end of question 1 yeah?

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 19/2/15

1980

six relegations but only four trophies

only four trophies

no titles

no runners up either

no league cups ffs

not in UEFA top 454 ranked clubs





4-0

comment by Chronic (U3423)

posted on 27/2/15

maf have you figured out question 1 yet?

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