DL Live Text - The Final Day

Welcome, welcome, welcome

It’s time to wrap this season up once and for all.

We’ve got a 3 person Mexican standoff for the title with Baggy almost certainly ready to lift his second league title.

Tippy and Tino will also be looking to be the first man in Dream League history to lift a second league title.

45mins: So with only 45 minutes to go it’s very much Baggies title to lose and both Tino’s Blyth and Tippy’s Southend are going to need a massive stroke of luck to turn this around. And considering the current standings if Southend are to win the league this season it would take one of the most amazing set of events that the footballing world have ever seen .


Looking at the other end of the table and who knows who may slip down into the mire that is League 2 …and of course which one of the League 2 boys will be coming up as Div 2 champion?

Here are the games we have this week;

Division 1
Andover Town v Arsenal
Fishguard Sports v Southend United
Sekhukhune Lions v Blyth Spartans
Stockport County v Basingstoke Town

Division 2
Barcelona v Manchester Mandems
FL Fart v Taiwan
Miami Fusion v FC Pride
Notts County v SC Cambuur

Kick off 19:00.

0mins: Ludy has decided that he doesn’t want Ward-Prowse sitting anywhere near him and has sent him back into the changing room…Coutinho replaces him on the bench and Ludy gives him a little wink and a nod…while Coutinho wipes away what looks like some yoghurt from the side of his mouth you wonder how he managed to wiggle his way into the team so close to kick off.

1min: GOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
It’s a stunner! Jordan Ibe has wiggled free for Raps men and cut a ball back to Chadli…Chadli has looked up and put a nice chipped ball on to the forehead of Harry Kane who gets himself another fine goal. Andover 1-0 Arsenal

2mins: Pride can’t seem to work out what team he wants to play… he keeps telling Blind to go in the middle of the pitch and then immediately gets Mascherano to sit… I think he’s losing it since getting married…probably his indecisive missus telling him what to do these days

3mins: First signs of something happening in the matches that decide the title and it’s Baggy’s men who nearly get off the perfect start!
Rossi nicks the ball from Varane and smashes the ball goalward…it looks like it has the Stockcube keeper beaten but it swerves in the air and bounces back off the post.

4mins: GOAAAAAALLLLLLL!! It looks as if Rap’s men will be staying in Division 1 for the next season! Eremenko has picked up the ball on the half way line, looked up and hit a stunning through ball through to Harry Kane…the young Englishman didn’t need to take a chance to put the ball in the back of the net and double the lead for his team! Andover 2-0 Arsenal.

5mins: First effort in the Fart game and Haaks men are almost cut open by a clever Fabregas pass.
The ball is aimed for Dost who manages to get the wrong side of the Fart defence but his shot is poor and easily stopped by the keeper.

6mins: TrebsRF has lost the plot!
“How have I not won this fúcking game already!!!" “My tactics mentioned players doing things and I’ve even told players to mark and Ba is meant to having a field day against their defenders"
He then takes a shít on the centre circle and is escorted back to the touchline by Marky and FootballLight.

7mins:GOAAAAAALLLLL!!!
It’s a good day to be an English striker apparently!
Sturridge also gets on the scoresheet early and he’s doing that dance we all know and love!
Strootman with a ball into Bony, who occupies Engels with his physicality and lays it off for Sturridge, who jinks round Wimmer and rifles home.

8mins: Nothing to shout about in the Lions vs Spartans game. The Lions seem to be soaking up the Blyth attacks and moving the ball onwards but they haven’t been able to get in behind the Spartans high line as of yet.

9mins: PENALTY!!!
Uh-oh this will not make Di happy. Suarez in a free role is causing the Barcelona defenders all sorts of problems and this time it’s Arbeloa who is having trouble with El Cannibalista and after being on the end of a typical Suarez nutmeg he dives in and brings down the Uruguayan in the box.
The referee decides not to give a card and TrebsRF is off again!

“How can you not give him a card" “I’ve seen cards given for people taking their shirts off!" “He should be sin binned!!!!!!"
Di sits unnerved in her seat and just shakes her head and referee Chris Johnson.

10mins: Yaya Toure goes on a signature run but is ended by Chiellini…I felt the ground move as these two clattered together. Haak calls for a foul but the ref waves it away.

10mins: GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!
Rap is going to wish Jordon Ibe never leaves his team!
The young English winger has taken the ball around 9 Arsenal players who look as if they’ve been instructed to do nothing this week, he then spread the ball out wide to Schennikov who’s first time cross is bundled over the line by Harry Kane Andover 3-0 Arsenal.

11mins:GOAAAAAALLLL!!! Suarez puts the penalty down the middle and it’s 1-0 to the Mandems.

12mins: First shot in the Miami game and it’s FC Pride who have a shot in anger. Immobile is found in between the defence and midfield and lashes one towards goal from a good 30 yards. The Miami goalie watches it all the way though and is able to save easily.

13mins: GOAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!
Rossi has done wonderfully here! Getting infront of BMI he flicks the ball round the corner to the onrushing Menez…the Basingstoke man runs it towards the goal and squares the ball to Teixeira who only has to bundle the ball into the back of the net! Basingstoke lead!!

14mins: Pride and his men know a good win here and a loss for Fart could mean they go out as league winners and you can see it by the way they are playing. It’s very attacking and they look like the home team at the moment with most of the possession. Mascherano and Robben have both had good shots on target which have tested Ospina but we are yet to see the breakthrough goal.

15mins: The Andover players look bored of this game already and they’re all currently just passing the ball side to side Joe Allen style in front of the Arsenal attackers who seem to have no interest in chasing down the ball.

17mins: Tello and Deulofeu are causing Manchester Mandems all sorts of problems in the wide positions but the final ball has just lacked a bit of quality. Good signs for Di and her men.

18mins: Harry Kane is a bit of a dipstick isn’t he? Have you ever heard him talk? It’s like talking to a baboon! What a knób, it’s quite like talking to Rap.

19mins: GOAAAAALLLLL!!!
> Mex’s team go ahead in the League 2 fixture! Isco shows what Mex has been missing all season and wiggles in and out of players on a very smart run. He fakes a shot which puts Horn on the floor and he is able to tap it to Alcacer who finishes into an open net.

20mins: Rakitic with a huge tackle on Ramsey and the little Welshman is left in a pile on the floor.
He then gets up and looks to feed Aguero quickly but fortunately for Baggy’s boys not so slow Lloris is off of his line well to mop up before the little Argie could pop it in the net!

21mins: Pereyra nearly scores a stunner! He gets past Masch and is able to get his head up he sees the opportunity to have a pop and hits it with the laces. It takes a slight deflection off of Kramaric and that’s enough to see it go the wrong side of the post.

22 mins: GOAAAAAAAALLLl!!
They’ve finally gotten the better of the Blyth defence. Gundogan reads a pass aimed for Dede and slips the ball between the two Blyth CB’s and into Lacazette who puts the ball through the keepers legs and wheels away in celebration.

23mins: Southend are looking pretty comfortable here although they’ll want to get another soon to really put pressure on their title rivals…although as everyone knows as the outsiders for the title this season if they win it it’ll probably be the most amazing thing that happens in DL history #JustSaying

24mins:GOAAALLLL!!!
Cristante hits a first time effort from range and it’s going nowhere near the goal but Wijnaldum sticks out a foot and guides it past the wrong footed keeper 1-1 and the title may yet be heading to the Spartans for the second time.

25mins: FANTASTIC SAVE! Ospina has just clawed a Pirlo free kick out of the top corner and goal line technology confirms that only half the ball was over the line!

26mins: GOAAAAALLLL!!
> It’s been quiet in this game so far and has the air of an end of season match up but Tevez has absolutely ruined Rami with a little spin and Nutmeg and his finish into the bottom corner can’t be stopped! Matic with the assist.

27mins: Andover look like they might win this one y’know…Harry Kane is currently holding up the ball at the corner flag and just watching the clock tick the seconds away.

28mins: Very interesting game here at the Notts/Cambuur game! Both teams are playing great football and this really is one of the best games I’ve seen in a while and whilst shots on goal may have been at a premium it’s been entertaining none the less.

28mins:Costa…what a class a he is found well by Schneiderlin but Zouma manages to jump in front of him before he can get the ball as he loses the ball Costa kicks the back of Zouma’s heels and then spits at him…typical Racist Chelsea bástard!

29mins: OH MY WORD! What a filthy tackle…Harry Kane protecting the ball and hoping the seconds just drip away from this game has been tackled by the corner flag!

He runs to the ref and screams that the flag is sent off…the ref initially feels as if Harry’s just having a bit of a giggle but it turns out the ex Spurs man is being genuine!

The ref feels sorry for the poor guy who clearly has more than a few screws loose and sends off the corner flag for serious foul play.
Harry Kane celebrates the opposition going down to three flags by high fiving each of his team mates individually.

30mins: Demba Ba!!!!!! On the swivel the big African (not to be confused with our little African) tries to bend one into the net but it smashes against the upright…could have been 2-0 here and you’d have to say that would be harsh on Barcelona.

31mins: Southend really should have another by now Bony occupies one of Welshy’s random recruits and makes a great deal of space for the Ox. The ex Arsenal man speeds his way into the box but slips at the vital moment and doesn’t manage to get his shot away. The Southend players are aware if they keep the win and the other games go their way they may have pulled of the most amazing title win in Dream League history!

32mins: Haak and Ludy’s midfield are absolutely top notch and the game has been really fought in the middle…neither team can really get a grip of the game here and it might take something special to break down either team.

33mins: Basingstoke are the team on top in this game and they could put this one to bed with a little more luck. Rossi again gets the wrong side of the defence and if only his control was a bit better he would have had a great chance to go in on goal.

34mins:GOAAAAAALLLL!!!!
Blyth They’ve hit the self destruct button here!
Again a misplaced pass in the middle that has been read by Gundogan and the Blyth defence push up very quickly to try and squeeze the play…Gundogan spots this and lifts a ball over the top to Raheem Sterling who collects the ball and runs around the Blyth keeper and pops it into the net. 2-1 to the Lions and Blyth will need to up their game if they want anything out of this game.

36mins: PENALTY APPEAL Tello wiggles his way around three Mandems players and is just about to unleash a shot when Vlaar comes sliding in…it looks like he takes the man before he gets the ball but the ref has waved away the Barcelona protests.

37mins: GOAAAAALLL!!!
Bernardeschi!!!! An absolute sucker punch! Emre Can’s pass is just a little short and Klassen manages to pick it up, he loses control of the ball but manages to take advantage of some poor communication between Terry and Bijker, he gets to the edge of the box and smashes a low cross into the box where Bernardeschi is there to bundle in to the net. If Southend want to win this title they may have to perform miracles and show one of the best performances the Dream League has ever seen!

38mins: Hazard clearly Thorgan isn’t quite Eden…He gets the ball and tries a rabona…it goes spectacularly wrong and he trips over…as the ball rolls over to the bench Pride stands up and executes a perfect Rabona shot (think Lamela in the Europa league) which lands straight in the top corner of the net.

38mins: Oh dear referee…Firmino plays a beauty of a crossfield ball aimed at Insigne and the little Italian takes a great first touch…he looks to take on Bonucci but Coleman comes sliding in from behind…clear free kick…or so it seems, the referee waves away the protest and the look on Haaks face shows that the ginger Tony Pulis is getting slightly agitated.

39mins: GOAAAAAAALLLL!!!
It’s a goal back for Cambuur. Korb gets a bit of space in front of him and uses it to his benefit…he gets to the edge of the box and puts it into the area of uncertainty where Imbula is there to tap in past De Gea. 1-1

40mins: Harry Kane’s brother has popped up on the big screen! The lights have turned off all around the ground! Nothing can been heard as the crowd go deadly silent.
Harry looks around and goes pale as if he’s seen a ghost…
It’s his brother the local undertaker! He’s calling Harry out!
Harry doesn’t know what to do.
The screen goes fuzzy and a picture of a graveyard appears on the big screen…
And then the lights come back on and poor little Harry has to mop up his dribble.

42mins: Fabregas and Vidal are squaring up to each other and it’s all a bit . Vidal pushes Fabregas in the chest and the Spaniard jumps to the floor holding his face…Fabregas then kicks out when on the floor and Vidal goes down clutching his ankle… they are now both lying down next to each other in apparent agony… the stretchers come on but both players wave the medics away and get up and on with the game… footballers.

43mins: SO CLOSE! Blyth are caught out again here and this time Calhanoglu hits a long ranger that wobbles in the air and looks to be heading for the back of the net. Gordon somehow manages to tip it on to the post however and Lacazette skies the follow up.

44mins: GOAAAALLLLLL!!!!
COSTA! What a goal son! It’s usually the other way around but this time the long ball is headed down by Aguero and Costa smashes it in from 10 yards out.

NO WAIT! The goal is disallowed! The linesman on the far side has adjudged Aguero to have pushed Gibbs before winning the header and it’s a free kick to Basingstoke…the title is still heading to Basingstoke.

45mins: So with only 45 minutes to go it’s very much Baggies title to lose and both Tino’s Blyth and Tippy’s Southend are going to need a massive stroke of luck to turn this around. And considering the current standings if Southend are to win the league this season it would take one of the most amazing set of events that the footballing world have ever seen .

HALF TIME

46mins:GOAAAAALLL!!!
Talisca has a fantastic shot tipped on to the bar by De Gea and it bounces back off the woodwork and straight to Mitrovic who stoops to head the ball in past the floored keeper. Cambuur lead 2 goals to 1.

47mins: Eneyema shows Ospina that he too can pull off world class saves. Pereyra again goes for a shot this time it’s on the half volley and it’s speeding to the goal, it takes a great diving save to make sure it doesn’t nestle in the back of the net.

47mins: Penalty Appeal! Another penalty appeal for Barcelona and this one I’m not so sure about. Gabi plays a lovely ball through to Rafinha who is one on one with the keeper, Rafinha faints left and tries to roll the ball around the keeper who comes sliding out…Rafinha falls down in spectacular style but it looks as if the keeper gets the ball and then the player…great stop.

48mins: OOOOH SO CLOSE! Sturridge puts a nice ball over the top to Bony who hits it hard a low but it flashes across the goal and just to the left of the far post…almost but not quite…can Southend make history by getting a title while looking nowhere near the title before the games began?? Will Southend make Baggy and Tino look like fools and write their names in DL history with the most amazing title win ever?

49mins: In the Blyth game we have lost Leiva… He didn’t come out for the second half and I for one am quite worried he’s been eaten by some kind of large African cat.

49mins:GOAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!
Alexis Sanchez is a machine! He robs Sule of possession and immediately swings his boot at the ball…in a flash it’s past Horn and the game is level again! 2-2 and this could be one of the games of the season.

50mins: The screen’s gone black again here at the Andover game.
It’s Harry’s brother Able the Undertaker again.

This time he’s issuing a service.

“This is one thing that will never come back from the dead" booms the voice on the big screen.

As the camera pans out you can clearly see the Undertaker burying what remains of Salisbury City football club.

Rap is in tears…Harry Kane is looking the wrong way this time and has missed the whole thing.

51mins: Haak’s lost the plot!!!! The ball looks to have gone out off of a Taiwan player but the ref gives the throw to Ludy’s team…Haak calls the Ref a disgrace and throws a slap towards the 4th official.
The 4th official dives to the floor as if hit by a Mike Tyson haymaker and Haak will have to watch the rest of the game from the stands . #WoundUp


52mins:GOAL DISALLOWED!!! Pelle gets above the Mandems defence and a powerful header comes off the underside of the crossbar and into the net…he was adjudged to have been marginally offside however and the goal doesn’t stand.

53mins: Pride is getting more and more angry as he screams at his team for wasting a large amount of opportunities today.
This time it’s Coke who has a shot stopped by the Miami keeper.

53mins: Turns out Leiva was locked in the dressing room toilets…he had gone in for his routine half time túrd and has slipped in a puddle of Urine. As he slipped he ended up falling into the toilet which was one of those self flushing ones.

He has spent the last 8 minutes making friends with a group of sewer rats. He soon realised that the sewer was actually far more hygienic than his hometown of Durban and was ready to start living as king of the rats…however the rats soon found out that he was an African and sent him back where he came from.

55mins: GOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
Fishboys win a free kick as Flanagan jumps in on Praet and Klassen decides he’ll take it himself, it takes a huge deflection off of the wall and ends up going into the back of the net. Fishguard make sure that it’s almost certain the title will not be heading to Essex this season.

56mins: Haak’s now having a punch up with a home fan apparently the home fan disagreed with the way Fart have set themselves up today and he’s thrown another slap…this time it misses horrendously and he slips on a discarded match programme and falls down two rows of seats.
He then picks himself redder than usual and leaves the ground #WOUNDUP.


58mins: Deulofeu shows Di what she will be missing next season…as he flashes his cóck and balls at the bench.

59mins:Manchester Mandems manager LRF is getting a bit of stick from the fans here as he comes on the pitch trying to sort out a players injury.
“I’m a doctor" he screams as he runs on with his black and decker power drill and a set of dominos.

60mins: It’s another sending off at the Andover game…As Arsenal push men forward Rap’s men look like they may concede but Just as the Arsenal attacker is about the pull the trigger Henderson comes in with an absolute horror tackle!

Rap is angry that his star man has been shown the card and the man who has saved Rap’s season and meant that Andover have stayed in Divison 1 has been sent away for and early Bath.
Speaking of Bath’s what a wonderful place that would be for a new football club…if only it was easy to get out of!

61mins: GOAAAAAALLLLL!!!
As soon as their manager fecks off they get a goal back!
Mandzukic is found in the air by Insigne and his knock down is smashed home by Vidal fantastic finish.

62mins:GOAAAAAAALLLL!
> It’s another in the Cambuur game! This time it’s a misplaced clearance by Horn. His kick isn’t long enough and it instantly puts Notts on the attack. Thiago plays a nice one two with Isco and hammers it towards goal. Sule stretches out to try and stop it going in but is only able to put it into his own net…on replay it appears the initial shot was going slightly wide so this is a Sule own goal .

65mins: Suarez has another chance but this time it goes narrowly wide…Gabi and Tiago have been fantastic today however Gabi plays a risky pass back to Arbeloa and Ba picks it up…he lays the ball into Suarez who tries it first time with the outside of the foot…inches in that one.

66mins: GOAAAAALLL!!! How many more?!?! Sule makes up for the OG with style. Talisca is taken out by Manolas on the edge of the area and Gomes floats it in to the box where the big men are waiting…Mitrovic looks as if he is going to put it in but he misses his header which fools the keeper and allows Sule to hammer in to level the game again.

67mins: Sturridge hits the post! It’s probably too little too late but a lovely dipping shot has narrowly missed nestling in the back of the net.

67mins: Ohh hello!!! Mother Tbaggy is on the pitch…but it’s not where you’d think she’s streaking through the middle of the Fart/Taiwan game and this is absolutely absurd.

She’s throwing all of her clothes on the floor!!
Oh god an now Ludy is running onto the pitch, tallywacker already out!

They’re making sweet sweet love on the pitch

And Ludy’s pulled his ring out…no not in that way you filthy grotbags, he’s proposing on the pitch…Will she?...

She’s said yes Ludy and Mamma Baggy will be getting married and Tbag has a Chinese father

68mins: FC Pride are still hammering away at the Miami goal but Miami have been strong and Ospina is a man on a mission

69mins: Inisgne moves past a few tackles and is nearly able to get a shot away however Matic (A man who clearly would move mountains for his manager) is able to get his toe and prevent the Italian getting an attempt at goal.

70mins: Harry Kane has a chance to get his 4th…but he spots an injured butterfly caught in the goal mouth. He catches the ball aimed for his head and puts it out of play…he then ushers over the medical team to see to the damaged insect.

As the medic slides in he drops the stretcher and squashes it into a million pieces…Harry is in tears… It’s taken 5 people to calm him down…
Anyone know a guy who can perform a good burial?

71mins: Strootman nearly levels the game for Southend, his dipping volley is pushed around the post and out for a corner.

74mins: Penalty Appeal Another penalty appeal in this game… San Jose is wreckless as Suarez gets the ball to feet and flies through the Uruguayan…the referee gives the penalty but the Linesman intervenes as he advises the ref that Suarez came to collect the ball from an offside position.

TrebsRF is furious and has turned fifty shades of fúcked off!
“How is that not a foul? I’m a lawyer I know the laws of the game" he then turned towards the dugout and kicks a ball boy Eden Hazard style.

75mins: GOAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!
Oh well…could this be a massive twist in the tale?
Blyth have got a goal back Wijnaldum punts one up top and Gabbiadini puts his head between the keeper and the ball…it flies up in the air and Gabbiadini seems to lose the ball only for it to drop off of his shoulder and into the empty net… 2-2!

78mins: It’s become a bit bogged down in the middle again at the Fart match. Vidal Kondogbia and Toure vs Matic Fabregas and Alonso is certainly a well measured battle…but who will win the immovable object or the unstoppable force?

79mins: Come on Wilfried… you’ve got to finish your dinner at the level and Bony has missed putting a great chance in the back of the net. Oxlade Chamberlain got free on the far side and drilled one in to Bony *ahem* and the Ivorian only had to put something on the end of it *ooerrr* but is slips beneath him and out for a throw.

80mins: Gomes tries one from range and only just misses. He spots De Gea off his line and attempts a Xabi Alonso style half way line lob…it’s not a bad effort but it gets the roof of the net.

81mins: Pride wishes he had named himself on the team sheet…in his last 15 games Pride has scored 240 goals and assisted 54…boy they could use him here.

82mins:PENALTY!!! It’s the chance to win the title surely! Basingstoke get the penalty!
It’s a ball won in midfield again by Carvalho and he quickly looks to pump one up top and onto Rossi.
Varane is completely confused by the flight of the ball and ends up taking it away from Rossi with his hand…Penalty given.

83mins: Lacazette he beats the high line of Blyth again and this time he makes his way down the left channel… he cuts inside where Sterling is waiting in space to tap in…Lacazette decides to shoot from a ridiculously tight angle and it hits the keeper who is covering his near post.

83mins:PENALTYY SCORED!!!! It was never in doubt!
Rossi wheels away in celebrat…NO! The ref has demanaded it be retaken due to the keeper coming off of his line too early!
Basingstoke are furious!

84mins: Well the Andover fans are all happy that they’ve managed to stay up with the big boys and Henderson and his men will all be happy they can have another chance at the title next season.

85mins: Tippy has given up, he’s thrown his towel in and going for a spray tan…this week he’s going Oranje.

86mins: PENALTY MISSEDD!!!! Oh dear lord. Phil McCrackin has got players surrounding him…the second penalty is blazed so far over the bar I think it may have caught the tea lady all the way in row W…4minutes for Basingstoke to win the title!

87mins: Haak has been seen outside the stadium having a fight with an old lady who he claims pushed in front of him once at the post office! He goes for a round house kick but the old dear sweeps away his standing leg and walks away…Haak is now being escorted by police to the local station and will probably be looking at some community service at the least! #WOUNDUP

88mins: Notts and Cambuur have given us a fantastic game here and it’s taken it’s toll…the games come to a bit of a lull after all the back and forth play we’ve seen previously…what a fantastic game and it looks to be ending 3-3.

89mins: Pride has left this game early, he’s clearly upset about how the game has gone. As he leaves he spits out his chewing gum and volleys it straight into Ospina’s beautiful hair… pinpoint precision.

90mins: GOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!! WE ALL KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!

*Clears throat* Dede Sterling shows why he shouldn’t be back marking at a corner here the Blyth corner goes short and after a few passes Jese throws one into the box…Dede (who is being man marked by Sterling) is able to leap above his defender and rockets the ball passed the Lions keeper…Blyth end the game as winners!!!

90mins: So there we have it the title is all but engraved and as these final seconds tick down I just want to thank you for another happy season and…hold on wait one freaking second

90mins+3: GOAAAAAAAALLLLLL AGUEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Rakitic hits one long and Aguero knocks it past Lloris with his Groin!
Tbag has lost his grip on the title thanks to an Argentinean ball bag! Blyth win the league!!!!!
Stockport 1-1 BasingJOKE
#BaggyTheBottler

Full Time results:

Fishguard 2-1 Southend

GOALS:
Fishguard: Bernardeschi (Klaassen), Klaassen (FK)
Southend: Sturridge (Bony)

MotM:
Davy Klaassen (Fishguard). Southend were the better team but Davy produced the goods to snatch the 3 points.

Blyth 3-2 Lions

GOALS:
Lions: Lacazette (Gundogan), Sterling (Gundogan)
Blyth: Wijnaldum (Cristante), Gabbiadini (Wijnaldum), Dede (Jese)

MotM:
Georginio Wijnaldum (Blyth). Goal + assist, always looked a threat driving from midfield.

Andover 3-0 Arsenal

GOALS:
Andover: Kane (Chadli), Kane (Eremenko), Kane (Schennikov)

MotM:
Harry Kane (Andover). A hat trick for the in-form striker – waltzed through a non-existent defence time and again. In fact it’s amazing he only scored 3.

Stockport 1-1 Basingstoke

GOALS:
Stockport: Aguero (Rakitic)
Basingstoke: Teixeira (Menez

MotM:
William Carvalho (Basingstoke). A tight match in the middle of the park with real chances at a premium; Basingstoke probably edged it and that was in no small part thanks to Carvalho not giving Draxler an inch.

Barcelona 0-1 Manchester Mandems

Goals:
Manchester Mandems: Suarez (p)

MOTM: Suarez…sometimes there’s one player who clearly has that special something…Luis Suarez is usually that player.

Notts County 3-3 Cambuur

Goals:
Notts: Sanchez, Alcacer (Isco), Sule (OG)
Cambuur: Imbula (Korb), Mitrovic (Talisca), Sule (Gomes)

MOTM: Talisca – showed his quality today and Cambuur certainly have a star on their hands here. Isco was worthy of a mention but Talisca was the person who gets the award this week.

Miami 0-0 FC Pride

MOTM: Ospina…Pride fans could have been celebrating a trophy tonight if it wasn’t for the Miami keeper…they knocked on the door but time after time Ospina was there to put two giant fingers up at Pride.

FL Fart 1-1 Taiwan

Goals:
Fart: Vidal (Mandzukic)
Taiwan: Tevez (Matic)

MOTM: It’s a hard one but my MOTM will go to Vidal, this was a very close to call game and it was all about shutting down the opposition. I think the draw was the right result but Vidal managed to get a goal while cutting most of the opposition’s chances out.