Joe Allen is the sort of breh who goes to house parties but always too shy to talk to the hoe's. Then one day inexplicably dude gets head from a certified grade A hottie and you mad happy for dude. But later on mans find out she a tranny and then you feel kinda bad for dude.
Joe Allen is the sort of breh who goes to Nandos and really can't stand the extra hot spice but because all the other man dem are ordering extra hot dude feels the pressure and joins them. But midway through the meal dude follows through on a routine fart and it becomes a shart calamity.
Joe Allen is the sort of breh who seems to have trouble urinating when either side of him are some big brehs. Dude tries to force the issue but only ends up squeezing out a high pitched fart.
Joe Allen is the sort of breh who starts some beef ting with a player but then peeps down his pants and becomes unsure if he got the balls to carry on the beef.
Joe Allen is just the sort of breh, brehs.
@@Sir Joseph Allen@@
posted on 27/2/15
Real talk Stig <
LAMBO
posted on 27/2/15
Some mans on here just ain't down with the Stig
posted on 27/2/15
1 Father
They aint street enuff init
posted on 27/2/15
True dat
posted on 27/2/15
This guys gimmick ia cringeworthy.
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It’s different, and linguistically inventive (whether authentic or not).
Whereas the kind of whinge you’ve just posted makes up about 80% of the posts on any given messageboard.
posted on 27/2/15
True dat brap.
posted on 27/2/15
Funny OP
posted on 27/2/15
Big up da Stig
posted on 27/2/15
Harsh Stig, harsh. For once I disagree. Joe, like Raheem, were up against man-mountains yesterday and yes, while he gave the ball away,he wasn't alone in that department. Both suffered being bounced off the big boys. But in my view, he played his heart out, as he does every time in a Red shirt.
Despite being a supporter desperate to see him shine, when the team was released yesterday, I thought that he would be the weak link. Again, he was not alone in that area.
The whole team just couldn't mister up the desire. As Ronnie Whelan said in commentary, Besiktas boys wanted the ball more than our players. Their reaction, immediately prior to the penalties when ITV came back on, convinced me, before a ball was kicked that each and every one of them was up for it. The Reds, again each and every one of them, were spent. No desire,nothing in their eyes, and I just knew we'd lost it there and then.
Quality post, yet again Stig, but I still hope for the wee man.
JimmyTheRed
posted on 28/2/15
alone in that department. Both suffered being bounced off the big boys. But in my view, he played his heart out, as he does every time in a Red shirt
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