Our team is like Rooney's ideal woman

So, Martinez might not get you Champion's League after all?

We don't need you to tell us mate, we know he is the fraud from abroad and yet come tomorrow he will still be in the job. I don't know whose CV Kenwright read but it could not have been this blokes. Worse results at this stage of the season since the Premiership inception and yet it will still not be enough for Kenwright to see him off.

With Martinez things always get worse. You Will regret Moyes and Fellaini Butterly.