WE ARE COMING FOR YOU CHELSEA

Can you hear that Chelsea and your thick fanbase? CHO CHO CHO. Its the Arsenal train coming full steam ahead and ready to push you off top spot and rightfull claim our throne as the kings of England. I can hear a lot of Chelsea manager, players, owner and fans running to the loo constantly absolutely soiling themselves because their worst nightmare is about to happen which is they will produce the biggest bottlejob in history since last season Liverpool slipping up. We will win the title its in the stars and our destiny.

Liverpool fans revenge for last season. You have to play extra cup games like the rest of us and now look at you nowhere to be seen and you deluded mugs thought it had no effect.

You got battered throughout the game the bang average Coutinho and the awful headless chicken known as Horrenderson went missing. You know your finished when you rely on these garbage players. Imagine having Henderson as your saviour and future captain. We should have hit double figures Liverpool were very lucky. We have just ended your season.

Ozil is the best player in the league and has been since January. He has been magnificient. Worth every penny and a bargain. Giroud has the best goals to minutes ratio this season and doesnt take penalties or score jammy deflections and people think Harry Kane is better.

Enjoy your short stay at the top Chelsea because we are coming for you. No more slipping up. Red or dead. We go again.