Favourite pastimes on company time,

comment by 1manontherun (U4291)
posted 13 minutes ago
Yeah my work is busier some days than others... Some days I do nothing and others Im working 9/10/12 hours.

I love the one when you pull the serious work look, but you are doing nothing and have no intention do anything in the short term future
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My colleagues think I am having a strsssful day at times but it is probably me cursing TCP or one of his alter egos

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 27 minutes ago
I used to work for Philips a few years ago. I worked from home. For 6 months I did about 30 minutes work a day. In summer I would just sit in the park and then go the pub at 3pm. Paid to get drunk
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fck me, who were you reporting to? yourself?

I don't like being man managed and most management avoid me as I am a tozzer

I just hide away and make sure I get the results done and they leave me alone

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)

...... and make sure I get the results done and they leave me alone

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That's key - as long as your work is done within the agreed timescale - there's not much they can do.

My job gets very quiet over xmas. On the 23rd December last year I watched the cannonball Run 1 & 2.

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Wow. LAD!!!

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 hours, 37 minutes ago
comment by 1manontherun (U4291)
posted 13 minutes ago
Yeah my work is busier some days than others... Some days I do nothing and others Im working 9/10/12 hours.

I love the one when you pull the serious work look, but you are doing nothing and have no intention do anything in the short term future
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My colleagues think I am having a strsssful day at times but it is probably me cursing TCP or one of his alter egos
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comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 hours, 30 minutes ago
I don't like being man managed and most management avoid me as I am a tozzer

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Funny that, you dont come across like that on here

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 hours, 31 minutes ago
I don't like being man managed and most management avoid me as I am a tozzer

I just hide away and make sure I get the results done and they leave me alone
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This is so me

Walking about with (ideally) a clip-board and a pen and looking as though you are studying it thoughtfully passes hours! This works in all kinds of working environments in my experience. No-one will ask you what you're doing, just in case they get roped in to doing it with you.

As said above though, getting paid to poo just feels awesome.

comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 3 hours, 10 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 hours, 30 minutes ago
I don't like being man managed and most management avoid me as I am a tozzer

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Funny that, you dont come across like that on here
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Having met him, I can confirm he is telling the truth.

And he can't ride a bike for shít.