The Theo Theory

I'm doing a degree in maths and the answer is 1650am.

But in all seriousness he would get 20 goals and 15 assists if he made 55 appearances in a season.

Considering he gets injured once every 8 appearances, I think the above is inaccurate

I think you're on Nitrous Oxide.

If Theo got 10 goals using that approach I'd be very surprised...

If he made 55a x 30m = 18.33a x 90m so equivalent of less than 20games a season.

Is that worth over £100k a week?

comment by I am gooner now (U16927)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
If he made 55a x 30m = 18.33a x 90m so equivalent of less than 20games a season.

Is that worth over £100k a week?
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It is if he gets a mountain of goals and assists running rampant against tired defences. Telling me you wouldn't be happy to give him 150k a week if he managed to get even close to the numbers I've suggested?

Course you wouldn't, if he's putting the ball in the net, you won't give a toss how many games his total mins added up to. You'd just be cheering "Theooo, Theooo!!" at the 60 min mark in every game, just like everyone else.

comment by Song's gone but Santi coming to town makes it feel like Christmas every day (U12977)
posted 5 hours, 11 minutes ago
If Theo got 10 goals using that approach I'd be very surprised...
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Why? Posters are always claiming he's most effective as an impact substitute, so why wouldn't you expect him to get more than 10 goals playing all season being used as one? Assuming he plays all season as a result of playing for far less time.