Two player

After another succesful operation to remove his displaced teste from his head and then an a slightly
less successful one replacing it after he complained we are hopefully that Sturridge makes a full recovery soon.
Unfortunately the news that Stevie G will be departing ways was too much for Luis to take that he slipped into a camp nou coma.We have tried many methods to revive him , some less unconventional than others. Mrs Suarez brought in a tape of his favourite sounds , the sound of the Mersey lapping in against the shore , a collection of John Terry interviews and the sound of a French guys fibula snapping. Sadly nothing has worked to bring Suarez back. So it was suggested that i make a plea to his internet followers to pray for Suarez to return. However i am a man of science medical. Sacrifice a goat for Suarez.
hastag sacrificeaGOATforsuarez.

GOAT = Balotelli