With regards to our recent conversation, I felt compelled to write to you with a new development. We will now accept no less than £25m for Gary Cahill. We will be willing to accept £20m plus Arshavin. His shocking tackles will fit right in with your ignorant sterotypes of our club, and he would be great back-up for our squad. This amount must be paid in cash, by you, whilst wearing a dinner dress. You're welcome.
Hugs and kisses,
Phil Gartside
Browse:
Dear Mr Wenger
comment by Vera (U4103)
posted on 28/8/11
Wenger has said he can't comment on the result because he didn't see goals 3, 4, 5 or 6.
Or 7...
Or 8.
How's that defence looking, Arsene?
This is so funny, I don't even begrudge the Rags their fun.
comment by Malkybar (U7246)
posted on 28/8/11
I know...for the first time in my life I have enjoyed a Man Utd win...so worth it to put Whingers nose out of joint.
posted on 28/8/11
Funny that.
I actually enjoyed it and was willing the goals in once I new it was going to be embarrassing!
comment by WanderersForever. (U2482)
posted on 28/8/11
*WanderersForever will post a conherent comment when he stops laughing hysterically!*
comment by HopefullWhite (U8344)
posted on 28/8/11
To be fair to Arsenal they are moulding a young squad and it will take time for them to settle in. A quick glance at the average age of the Teams shows this
Arsenal Average age 23.6
Man Utd average age 23
Errrrrr ................ LOL
comment by Malkybar (U7246)
posted on 28/8/11
Why would Cahill want to join such a mickey mouse outfit!!!
comment by Holden's Hairstylist (U1689)
posted on 28/8/11
Arsenal have been rebuilding now for 6 years....and they were better 6 years ago lol
comment by CrazyCampo (U9009)
posted on 28/8/11
I would 8 2 be an Arsenal fan!
comment by WanderersForever. (U2482)
posted on 28/8/11
Carlsberg don't do football teams, but if they did they wouldn't be Arsenal!
(not great I know, but does the job!)
comment by CrazyCampo (U9009)
posted on 28/8/11
Every time I see a picture of Wenger, I burst out laughing!
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