Can anybody hear me?!

OP, your turn!

I'm back! Been out celebrating.
So, maybe 'plastic' wasn't quite the right word, but all the others are banned...
Here goes though, someone who see's their rival have success, and feels the need to go on their board with the sad,lame line of " we won a certain trophy ONCE so that makes us better than your incredible achievement spread over an 85 year period" is well..
You see? It makes you look petty,bitter,childish and silly.
Again, think about it. You won that trophy ( JUST!) on one occasion. One season.
Today, we became the ALL-TIME winners of the greatest domestic trophy on this planet. Spread over not ONE season, but 144 years.
Of course, if want to talk about single trophies, we have won the golden trophy. You havent. Because,unlike European trophies which are annual, the golden trophy only comes around ( on average) once every 127 years. The next one is due around 2142....
And even then it will probably be Arsenal who win it, but even THEN it will not be that special, having already been done.
You see, to try to WUM Arsenal fans on the day they set yet another all-time record by using Chelsea's pitiful history, makes you plastic, or rather quark-gluon plasma.
Now, have a and be grateful your betters are willing to educate you at no charge.

Hahahaha Tyke!! Love that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZurS1L3cV48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK5ClD0LevA

So what you are saying is

Prem > FA Cup

And in your history your pants get Lowered in Europe

Strange having a Cannon on your Crest

Unless it's a Willy Symbol

Chàvs with lion in the crest are always puśsys when it comes to attacking(football)

Spaffy defending his Gooon Buddy Twin Boarding Post Fans

Aww the chelsea fans trying so hard, the FA Cup is the only trophy, the prem is for boring predictable teams, the FA Cup is for mavericks like Theo and Arsene. Tyke absolutely destroyed these wums here, the season is over they still here trying to have a laugh with the glorious Arsenal fans, and who can blame them? 144 years and Arsenal are the greatest, the Gods of football who caused the sun to shine.

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I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.