Stand up and be counted

Outrageous. Doesn't recognise me as overseas. Different country, different FA and I live on an island......

Fight it Heb! Braveheart

To be fair, they DID vote to stay as our pets...

If they say you aren't overseas challenge the people who said it to try walking to England from your remote desolate outpost.

"It's SH 1TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The sc um of the fncking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever sha t into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just waukers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by waukers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete a holes. It's a SH 1TE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fncking difference!!!!!"

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fricking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fricking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the frick you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fricking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, peassing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fricked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got DCFC?

Hugo, are you El Lay Ram in disguise

I reckon you've been living up to your name, Hugo

View started it. They are quotes from the excellent Trainspotting, the film starts with Renton (played by Obi Wan Kenobi) doing the choose life monologue then later does the one that view put up about being Scottish. I have used a bit poetic licence with the one I put up.

If you've not seen it then you must watch it tonight, just cover your eyes at the baby on the ceiling part.

So, I'm not mad or drunk (yet) just misunderstood.

The dog shot