*OFFICIAL list of Wilshere achievements

Seems our little friend is making news for the wrong reasons again.

As such, I thought I would list out his monumental achievements.

1. Spitting on/bullying taxi drivers.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/jan/19/jack-wilshere

2. Causing fights in nightclubs which lead to women having their elbows broken.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009315/England-star-Jack-Wilshere-started-fight-led-girls-broken-elbow.html

3. Smoking.

4. "other" (*you know what...)

Footballing Achievements.

1. Injuring Ryan Mason.

2. Being nutmegged and dominated by the vastly superior VDV.

3....

Have I forgotten any

A true Arsenal legend