I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer at the week-end. I don't know what the hell he laced em with but I've been tripping all morning.
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posted on 22/6/15
comment by LocoLiverpool (U18018)
posted 11 minutes ago
Shouldn't post stuff like this on the internet, could get you in trouble
People always watching.
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Paranoid saan, I'ld lay off the marching powder if I was you
posted on 22/6/15
comment by LocoLiverpool (U18018)
posted 13 minutes ago
Shouldn't post stuff like this on the internet, could get you in trouble
People always watching.
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comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted on 22/6/15
Met this geordie lass at the weekend, she told me she was really good at flirting. I threw her in the village pond, lying cow sank to the bottom.
comment by Red_Warrior (U18607)
posted on 22/6/15
comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 2 minutes ago
Met this geordie lass at the weekend, she told me she was really good at flirting. I threw her in the village pond, lying cow sank to the bottom.
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She had more lean muscle mass than fat?
comment by CurlyBlackBonce (U18853)
posted on 22/6/15
That's the same bird that told me that I had to take precautions cos she wasn't on the pill.
Told her I already had.....................given her a false name.
comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted on 22/6/15
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
comment by CurlyBlackBonce (U18853)
posted on 22/6/15
comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 59 seconds ago
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
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How did she get on the swing then?
comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted on 22/6/15
"Knock knock"
"Who’s there?"
"Not Sally".
comment by Red_Warrior (U18607)
posted on 22/6/15
comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 5 minutes ago
"Knock knock"
"Who’s there?"
"Not Sally".
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She could be kicking or butting the door
comment by 1manontherun 7-0 (U4291)
posted on 22/6/15
comment by LocoLiverpool (U18018)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
Shouldn't post stuff like this on the internet, could get you in trouble
People always watching.
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