Have a Go !!

El Zorro

Need a bit more info first

What's your plan for say the next give years, where will we be?

What players do you have in mind to bring in?

Are you any good with the media, can you handle people like stringer ( without punching him in the face )

More importantly, are you thinking of bringing any offspring to the Club on the books (daycare isn't an issue )

Good luck with your application.

I am close to leading AIK to the champions league quarter finals having beaten Barca, Dortmund and Milan in my group and then Marseille in the RO16, I mean if I can do it on a video game surely I deserve a real life chance

Question number 5: You are confronted by an enraged ostrich. Do you:

- Run from it?
- Reason with it?
- Attempt to scare it off?
- Demand it prove that it can indeed bury its head in the sand?
- Grab it by the throat and tell it you can handle yourself?
- Catch it and eat ostrich burgers tonight?

There is a right answer.

Sorry Dunge - your £10 is fading fast. I feel that I am now slipping out of the betting. It's going all blurry. My star is fading and my moment is up.

Please hurry someone...time to take over the favourite spot.

All I can say is that I am on the verge of doing a big job in the UK. (for all of you children out there this is not a toilet joke).

Dunge, that should be a standard question for all our interviews from now on, with the answer publicised

It's already there, in between the one on the life and times of Alan Birchenall and the one on which wrestling manoeuvre you'd pull on Ian Stringer.

Dunge – question 5 rather assumes that the applicant isn't actually an (500-1) ostrich

On the contrary, question 5 is particularly vital if the applicant is an ostrich.