Interview questions

"Q5: Have you been given the seal of approval by all LCFC users on JA606?"

Now this is where it starts to get silly!!!

Q. How much does Lineker charge for a lb of mushrooms?

Q. Who is better looking, Sam Aladyce or Meat Loaf?

I think the interview would go something like this:

Q: “What makes you think you’re a good fit for Leicester City?”
A: “Well I’ve managed in League 1 and won the title, the Championship and won the title and kept a club in the Premier League after a relatively modest outlay on players and I’ve also …..”
Q: “Sorry, could I stop you there that’s all irrelevant”
A: “I beg your pardon?!”
Q: “It’s irrelevant! Are you a nice bloke?”
A: “What? …er …most of the time”
Q: “I mean…. can you talk to the press without coming across as surly and rude? Are you arrogant? Can you talk to people nicely? Can you speculate on players you might sign? Will you be nice to Ian Stringer? Will you not swear at abusive fans?”
A: “Well I’m not sure …. I …”
Q: “NEXT!”

"Hello! Yes, come on in; take a seat. Would you like a glass of water? Here you are. Excellent. Well, straight on with the questions then! Ok. Question one: Is your name Jurgen Klopp?"

"No."

"I'm afraid you've failed the interview."

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The interview board should hold aloft a replica of the FA Cup and ask each candidate, "Do you recognise this?"

For the next question, please take a look at this photograph of Marcin Wasilewski. Now, on a scale of zero to ten, how much have you just carped yourself?

This is a pretty funny thread.

Can you last more than 3 games?