I'm concerned

I wish to put out an alert.

It appears that Mafiaboy and Batman have gone missing.

They are normally on the LFC forum but they have not been seen here since yesterday.

General description: White, short, fat, large foreheads and covered in self inflicted tattoos pledging alligience to Arsenal and their muvvers.

If anyone hears from them can they alert the police so we can all rest.

Mafiaboy/Batman if you're reading this, just contact someone and talk through your current problems.