Had a dental appointment yesterday at 1.30, arrived early at 1.15 but they were closed for lunch so I went for a hair cut nearby to fill in the time. Now the girl (40 ish) is beautiful in her own way and Celtic daft. I don't know why but I still feel uneasy about people fiddling about my napper with pointy things. So after the ordeal with my hair looking gorgeous in a Stuart Armstrong sort of way, I toddled down to the dentist. (£8 +£1 tip poorer).
The dentist is a wumin of about 50 with enormous nockers. I had a broken tooth which happened whilst I was grinding my teeth at Laudrup So she said, drill in hand, I will need to see where we are here so if I hit the root and you hit the roof I will need to start root treatment! In between a few Hail Marys I was saying to myself Aye that will be feckin CoCo, if you hit that nerve it will be a case of take the thing out! Anyway all was well, a filling was all that was required. £51.04 poorer. Where the 4p came from I haven't a clue. So I headed to the pub to calm myself down.
So it's Friday and I have no plans. Any suggestions?
Barbers V Dentists
posted on 17/7/15
comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
posted 4 minutes ago
Time for a story
It's kinda related.
My pal Liam was working down South and was working with a big Jamaican guy.Anyhoo they got talking and Liam asked him if he knew where he could get some viagara.The big guy told them that Viagara is pash compared to the chyney brush(my spelling)He said you get a wee bottle of this liquid and you paint it on with the chyney brush and you're up all night.So they're at a night out and one of the guys working wi Liam gets a burd, so they say to the big guy give him a shot of the chyney brush.The guy takes it and takes the burd back to the hotel.Next day they're all waiting on the news how it went, "It started great says the guy, i painted it on and had a massive stauner, all goodThe burd decided to give him a sucking, a few minutes later she's up looking like something oot the phantom of the opera and says,Wht d flook is on your c@wk her mouth was all fooked at one side as if she had about ten jags in the dentist,
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Got any photos of said incident Zach?
posted on 17/7/15
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posted on 17/7/15
comment by Zachsda (Who the fook are you shoving?) (U1850)
posted 2 seconds ago
I wishhe sais she was fookin ragin,slabbering everywhere
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Sounds like one of your conquests Zacshda <laugh)
Plenty of natural lubricant though
posted on 17/7/15
BTW Zach, don't take this personally, but could you give your sports writers a right good kick in the baws for me please?
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posted on 17/7/15
Now the girl (40 ish) is beautiful in her own way and Celtic daft
this doesn't add up jimbo
posted on 17/7/15
comment by jimbo (U20510)
posted 14 minutes ago
BTW Zach, don't take this personally, but could you give your sports writers a right good kick in the baws for me please?
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Is he oot to get you too jimbo 😀😃😄
posted on 17/7/15
comment by Laudrup (U12366)
posted 1 minute ago
Now the girl (40 ish) is beautiful in her own way and Celtic daft
this doesn't add up jimbo
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I think that just means that she still has most of her teeth.
posted on 17/7/15
Leo,, DC, Schizo
posted on 19/7/15
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