Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, Raheem Sterling and their agent Aidy Ward walk into a club.....
Alex : This round's on me.
Raheem : Shut up you're broke innit
Aidy : It's true bruv - Razza earns FOUR times what you get and he can't even see over the bar.
Alex : Tell me more, tell me more.
The Game Is Nearly Finished
posted on 22/7/15
The Number 4 Shirt
Maybe it's the bucket load of cash that you are throwing at your bleeding club.
Or maybe it's the £30 million hit you are going to take on Di Maria after only one year.
Or maybe it's the embarrassment of realising that old Red Nose stitched you up with Van Persie for £80 million for a trophy plus David Moyes.
Or maybe it's the realisation that you cannot catch up with Arsenal.
Either way if you cannot understand that every talented, young English footballer is now worth £200k plus per week and that it is criminal - then it is you that needs to lie down.
posted on 22/7/15
comment by Milo (U20590)
posted 1 minute ago
The Number 4 Shirt
Maybe it's the bucket load of cash that you are throwing at your bleeding club.
Or maybe it's the £30 million hit you are going to take on Di Maria after only one year.
Or maybe it's the embarrassment of realising that old Red Nose stitched you up with Van Persie for £80 million for a trophy plus David Moyes.
Or maybe it's the realisation that you cannot catch up with Arsenal.
Either way if you cannot understand that every talented, young English footballer is now worth £200k plus per week and that it is criminal - then it is you that needs to lie down.
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"Maybe it's the bucket load of cash that you are throwing at your bleeding club.
Or maybe it's the £30 million hit you are going to take on Di Maria after only one year.
Or maybe it's the embarrassment of realising that old Red Nose stitched you up with Van Persie for £80 million for a trophy plus David Moyes.
Or maybe it's the realisation that you cannot catch up with Arsenal."
Sounds more like you need to wake up little boy.
posted on 22/7/15
The Number 4 Shirt
You have no strikers.
You have six games including a CL qualifier in a matter of days.
Di Maria's wife prefers Paris to Cheetham Hill.
I'm wide awake.
posted on 22/7/15
comment by Milo (U20590)
posted 11 minutes ago
The Number 4 Shirt
You have no strikers.
You have six games including a CL qualifier in a matter of days.
Di Maria's wife prefers Paris to Cheetham Hill.
I'm wide awake.
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You're a moron who should pick to do a btec in a couple of years
posted on 22/7/15
£100 million for Muller?!
Oh Louis you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Louis, hey Louis!
posted on 22/7/15
Sharticle.
posted on 22/7/15
Robben?
Still at Bayern?
posted on 22/7/15
I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.
posted on 22/7/15
Better than Lady Eowyn articles
posted on 22/7/15
Op, are you trying to suggest what I'am thinking?
I would prefer you swap Ox for Ramsey.
He fits better with the City philosophy.