Emmanuel Frimpong

I honestly don't care about the 8-2. We have this guy at our club. He is literally the most awesome person ever. If the internet was born later, chuck norris jokes would be Frimpong jokes.

There is no-one in the world I would like to have a pint with more than this guy. It used to be Barack Obama, then changed to Gandhi, but then I realised Gandhi probably wouldn't like Beer, then Obama again, then Jack Wilshere, now Frimpong.

And he also has an awesome name. Frimpong. F, the sound the starts so many powerful words, like the swear word, Fishsticks, Framework, Fail, Falcon, Fried, Fortune, Fabulous... FRIMPONG!

The second part of his name, Rim, the best thing to get in bed.

And then pong. The sound hits you hard. PONG. You know Mr Bean, in that crappy animated series. The only good thing to come out of that was the sound that Bean made when he was making something, or having fun, which was 'Peng Pong Poo'. Awesomeness in three stupid words. Pong is also the first ever computer game. Sweet.

Put the three together. F-RIM-PONG. And his full name has so many amazing anagrams:

Prided Mine Frog
Dried Feing Mop
Define Grid Mop
Fingered Mod Pi
Fridge Demo Pin
Fridge Demon Pi

I don't care if we finish 20th. If we keep Frimpong, then we can playing in Non League for all I care.






































DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCH!!!!!!!!!