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Jose Mourinho – The Mastermind

I firmly believe that Chelsea will win the League & CL this season and that will be down to one man and that is Jose Mourinho. Solely down to way he has the footballing world wrapped around his finger with his mind games. Below are just some facts to prove Chelsea’s “poor" start is nothing but mind games and it was all planned by Jose.
 
3 – Is the number of points Chelsea won over the weekend after “coincidently" conceding the same number of goals against City. It is also the number of weeks it took Jose to learn to speak Italian.
 
20/08 – is the day Chelsea confirmed the Pedro signing. 20-8+2 number of goals Chelsea had before signing Pedro +3 number of points they won in Pedro’s first game = 17 Pedro’s shirt number
 
16/08 – Is the day Chelsea lost to City. On this day 1992 a bus driver died in an accident in London.
 
1992 was 23 years ago. 2 + 3 = 5 The number of goals scored in the Chelsea & West Brom game eradicating claims that Jose parks the bus
 
Jose is playing chess with the rest of the league.

posted on 24/8/15

Scousers

posted on 24/8/15

comment by TheChameleonProject (U1847)
posted 1 minute ago
Scousers
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More deflection

posted on 24/8/15

You certainly are your masters padawan

posted on 24/8/15

Obsessed With Jose

posted on 24/8/15

That's it make it about us, deflection 101

posted on 24/8/15

Obsessed with Me Too

posted on 24/8/15

why cant the Special one get John Stones?

posted on 24/8/15

When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea...

He taught Cantona that I believe.

posted on 24/8/15

comment by Ramböue (U12551)
posted 3 hours, 45 minutes ago
Hard to disagree with any of this
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agreed...mainly because I skimmed it & never took any of it in...

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 24/8/15

, an article that genuinely made me laugh.

If Mourinho ever drove a journalist to these levels of insanity he'd wet himself

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