Monza Race Thread

Buon signore e signori mattina. Ciao e benvenuto al thread GP Race italiano, portato a voi da l'uomo con il piano, me! Vedo che hai notato il mio italiano, bene, questa è la mia seconda gara di casa della stagione e si svolge nella città di cavalli, Monza !!

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Hello and welcome to the Italian GP Race thread, brought to you by the man with the plan, me! I see you have noticed my italian, well, this is my second home race of the season and it takes place at horsepower city, Monza!! Weather will be a mixed bag over the race weekend but race day will be dry. So set up is going to be key this weekend.

We are inching towards the end of the championship with Lewis Hamilton leading the championship (he has dyed his hair blonde ), Mr Dastardly has become a father now and the question on everyone's lips is this? Can anyone catch Mercedes? Well this track is all about power and low downforce. So expect to see the Williams in the mix with the Mercedes. It is also important to note the RedBulls showed some massive straight line pace at Spa, so do not count out the honey badger.

Let us get started, I’m not in a lazy mood today so will copy and paste from formula 1.com

Circuit: Autodromo di Monza
Circuit length: 5.793 km
Number of corners: 11 (7 right, 4 left)
DRS zones: 2
Race laps: 53
Race distance: 306.720 km
2014 tyre compounds: soft, medium

Circuit lap record: 1m 21.046s - Rubens Barrichello, Ferrari, 2004

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QUALIFYING RESULTS

POS. DRIVER TIME
1 HAMILTON 1:23.397
2 RÄIKKÖNEN 1:23.631
3 VETTEL 1:23.685
4 ROSBERG 1:23.703
5 MASSA 1:23.940
6 BOTTAS 1:24.127
7 PEREZ 1:24.626
8 GROSJEAN 1:25.054
9 HULKENBERG 1:25.317
10 ERICSSON 1:26.214