El Capitan

oh sorry el capitan, i didn't mean to offend you the tru... the truth is i have a crush on you

i feel the same way about you my dear

oh my god El Capitan i never thought this would happen!! i've dreamt about this moment for years

oh steady on lady you really are a right little sort...
ps. are these dreams intimate or strictly sensual.

please el capitan we're in a public place..... we can discuss this at my place tonight

well see you there you kinky cougar

What was the first sign of insanity again?