Stuck at Guildford station

Must be something about Surbiton.

I was travelling from Portsmouth to Chelsea on a train. We were doing about 70/80 MPH going through Surbiton when the brakes went on, threw everyone out of their seats and stopped in yards few.

Turned out someone had jumped in front of the train, which hit them, knocked them back onto the platform and the inconsiderate fecker survived!!!

Still got there for KO though!!

Jeez, survived a train!

I was on a train in France when there was this loud noise coming down the side of the train then crack! The window directly opposite me completely shattered (stayed in place but whole thing was completely fecked to the degree you couldn't see through it), I think it was a tree branch or something, I didn’t have a clue what was going on as I don’t know the lingo. I remember a guard coming in to the carriage through the automatic door which makes quite a loud ‘swoosh’ noise and all the woman on the carriage audibly cra pped themselves in unison which was quite amusing.

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The point went shooting over your head

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He said P45 intentionally.

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Cal

comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 12 minutes ago
Why though it didn't have any relevance?
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The previous comment about pseudonym/Sudocrem didn't have any relevance either.

Relevance is overrated.

Sandcastles.

Sandcastles, what have they got to do with biscuits?


Fuccck sake, is everyone mental or what.