Sunday Mirror on Lewandowski to Liverpool

Dour because your joke was shiiit? Ok then.

Dour & sour

You'd be great fun to have around

'A horse walks into a bar.....'

Ledley: "Why on earth would a horse walk into a bar?"

'The barman asks why the long face'

Ledley: "WTF? A horse has a perfectly proportioned face to the rest of its body!"

It was definitely a "simple" joke.

That's why I thought you'd like it. A simple joke for a simple mind.

Saw this story on the Sunday Supplement this morning.

Neil Ashton said: "Is Robert Lewandoski on his way to Liverpool? he's banging in goals for Bayern at the moment."

I think the key point regarding whether or not he leaves is "banging in goals for Bayern".

Klopp's been in England what? two days, and already the bs has started.

^ What did you expect?

Hate rumours like this. Like Berahino all over again. As if!

comment by Planet Monkey - SCORE. WIN. REPEAT.... (U4158)
posted 2 hours, 12 minutes ago
^ What did you expect?
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For Liverpool to be linked to players like Subotic, Durm and Blaszczykowski, not someone scoring goals for one of the top three club teams in world football, this story is beyond ridiculous.

^ exactly. As expected.