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Vardy vs Ronaldo - The Definitive Answer

I used to play football, only as a keeper, and only then cus I was fat and lazy, but still... I played. I wasn't much of a shot stopper but I was happy to 'command' my area with harsh words, well at least when the defence was there which wasn't often considering we were playing on the school field at lunch and everyone wanted to be in attack. Come to think of it the opposition never had a keeper of their own, but I digress, the reality is with this experience my opinions are clearly right, if not in fact gospel.

So my take on it is simple... why would we possibly want Ronaldo in the team when he's clearly 10 times better looking than Vardy and half the footballer to boot. We don't need him making the WAGs jealous while offering no more than his rather 1 dimensional playing style. I mean on the one hand we have Vardy, a small ox of a man who can attack, defend, create chances and add pace while all the while motivating and inspiring those around him. On the other hand we have a one trick pony in Ronaldo... it's all about the scoring... after that all you have is the slightly increased female fan base. If Ronaldo's goals dry up what are we left with? No it would be a terrible swap and a swap that would see us relegated for sure. Why people can't see the truth is beyond me.

posted on 24/10/15

arro. I'm not sure what it is that Lesta have done for you to wander around these boards embarrassing yourself and the club you support.

Lesta having a good run atm. That's it.

posted on 24/10/15

comment by The Ace Face (U18814)
posted 2 hours, 17 minutes ago
Why is this cack on the spurs board? Fack off arro you mug - unless you want me to stamp your bollox into a little pair of squashed Brussel sprouts then put you through the meat grinder and feed you to your family at your funeral.
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oh look!

Oscar Wildes bedwetting reetarded cousin is in the house

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posted on 24/10/15

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comment by Spurtle (U1608)

posted on 24/10/15

I agree with Ace. This should not be on the Spurs board, or any board for that matter; not when it's bleeding obvious that Vardy is above Ronaldo in all aspects of footballing capability.

Vardy is world class.

posted on 24/10/15

Spurs aren't very good.

comment by Spurtle (U1608)

posted on 24/10/15

comment by The_only_way_is_schlupp (U1254)
posted 2 minutes ago
Spurs aren't very good.
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Do you think they'll finish above Leicester this season?

posted on 24/10/15

comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by The_only_way_is_schlupp (U1254)
posted 2 minutes ago
Spurs aren't very good.
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Do you think they'll finish above Leicester this season?
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Don't know. I Think we will overachieve and Spurs will underachieve again

posted on 24/10/15

One thing is for certain, we have a better attack!!

I don't know how much we'd sell Vardy for but hopefully he's just not for sale! It's not like having £100m would really help us out because £100m isn't much for our owners, small change when you're a multi-billionaire. If they wanted to chuck £100m in they could because FFP actually allows you to spend three times as much as your income and players aren't balanced on the books, they're classed as assets. Massive loophole.

The point is, if they wanted to spend the money they could but to replace Vardy, we now have to be looking at someone in the next level of strikers, who won't want to come to Leicester because we're not a big club.

He would be extremely difficult to replace and its not my money so I wouldn't sell him.

posted on 24/10/15

Vardy

Men want to be him.
Women want him.
Even lesbians want him!

Admired and feared in equal measures.

A cross between Messi and Maradona at feet, Zidane and Cruyff on the turn, pacier than Bale, a physique Ronaldo would die for, and bigger teeth than Suarez. He could grab Vinny Jones by the nadgers and Jones would thank him.

God's can't exist on this mortal plane, but if we ever got to see Him, I'm sure he'd look just like Vardy

posted on 24/10/15

I actually like Vardy a lot, I do admire a player that works his way up the pyramid and hasn't had it served on a plate.

There is a snobbishness directed at players like him - Austin similarly. I would take him all day at Spurs, but I think Ronaldo would just nudge it if I had to choose

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