Leicester have bid £42m for Nicky Maynard with add ons including:
1. A sell on clause of 97.5%
2. Martyn Waghorn
3. Four tractors; none of which have more than one previous owner
4. Yann Kermogant, Leon Crnic, Alexandre Tunchev and a tea lady called Barbara
Nicky's personal terms are rumoured to include:
1. A private helicopter to bring him to the ground on match days so he does not have to uproot his pregnant spouse from their Bristol abode.
2. A brand new Mercedes e class with personal chauffeur
3. A private busty masseuse with the option of "extras"
4. A promotion bonus of £10m or the gross domestic product of Sweden, whichever is the greater
5. A goal bonus of £1m and a pack of Singha Beer per goal
6. A Highcross shopping voucher worth £127k
7. A lifetimes supply of Walkers Crisps
8. A timeshare for a luxury holiday villa in Thailand
9. A Leer Jet
10. A Shetland Pony called Colin
Bristol City have rejected this latest offer with their chairman stating: "I'm one of the richest chairman in this league and do not need the money. We do not wish to sell to another championship club".
In other news Bristol City have approached Dunfermline with an offer of £22.50 for their fourth choice centre back with Keith Millen stating: "We need cover at the back and Brian McScary (nicknamed one eye to his team mates) comes highly recommended".
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posted on 31/8/11
Please let us spell it out for you Leicester fools=
N I C K Y M A Y N A R D I S N O T I R E P E A T N O T
F O R S A L E A T A N Y P R I C E T O -
L E I C E S T E R...
posted on 31/8/11
thank goodness
the sicknote isnt coming here
the maynard nightmare is over.
i hope you spend that million carefully in january if hes still fit enough to sell
posted on 31/8/11
No one wants to come to you! ha.
posted on 31/8/11
A busted foxy flush.....
posted on 31/8/11
In the words of the Two Ronnies-
It's good night from me & it's good night from him Goodnight
posted on 1/9/11
Nicky Maynard top scorer come end of season beckford premier reject lol even a rangers striker never wanted to come, and scottish premier is like our championship, fester wont be going up, and your money men will go back to where they came from,
posted on 1/9/11
***No, You've been saying "you're coming to get him because you are a big club and can get what you want when you want it!"***
Go on, then: show me a single post where I've said that. Just one will do…
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***Cheaper in Jan yea, going to Leicester no!***
I hope you are correct on both counts, giving both Maynard and BFCF a chance to reflect at their leisure on missed opportunities.
posted on 1/9/11
lets see where you finish at the end of the season how many clubs has the dumb swede been with, maynard is still at city our chairman is a fan of our club, not a supporter of the oompa-loompas or telly-tubbies, and beckford has already shown he has no commitment to his team remember how he let leeds down
posted on 1/9/11
Maynard is no more interested in BCFC than he is in Leicester.
posted on 1/9/11
lets c over the coming weeks if he goes to prem then good as it stands in wins against u was it 2-1 yea i was there and maynard scored 2 thank you very much