Tickets still availble for QPR (apparently)

And there's nowt abnormal about you ay spart

My IQ sets me apart from the vast majority of the population but other than that I'm a regular guy. Must be the All Bran.

Don't be so down on yourself.

I would expect that a lot down the A52 to say something like that and not you........ But I suppose if it turns you on it turns you on

It's OK Wassa, I don't look down on you. I have been known to allow my servants to use my first name. I'm a true egalitarian.

Are you sure you're not a reddog

My lawyers will be presenting you with papers in the morning. I take defamation of character seriously.

Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed.

Not another Strett he threatened me with that

What, because you said he was red dog supporter? Well you wouldn't want your daughter to marry one would you. Best to keep afflictions like that as a secret.

I heard you can cure them with electric shock therapy.