WWF Sanitation

Following on from the overnight marinade that was WWF Bangerz in the BBQ. We kick off this week’s weekly WWF Sanitation with a few words from WWF World Heavyweight Champion of the world Vexatious Vanity. He spoke about how his win to retain his title was just another display of undoubted ability as a champion saying, “I’ve shown that if you can peel a mushroom, it’s as good as new." He continued, “I’m never the iron on the Monopoly board buddy. I’m always the car. You don’t want me to bulldoze your jenga blocks brother. It will all come crashing down for you". Some took that last bit as a subliminal message to Massive Bereavement & his tag partner Comfort Liner, though Vanity didn’t really elaborate on who he meant that for.
He also spoke about how he mentally prepared himself for his big title defence stating, “When I leave the house everyday, to perform in front of the millions (crowd says AND MILLIONS), I make sure that the geyser & all plugs are switched off so that we save electricity".

Such dedication set the mood for the show and when The Sorority stepped out to say that the main event will be a tag team match between Massive Bereavement & Comfort Liner against Vexatious Vanity & The Decorator. It’s safe to say we were in for a massive night.

The match itself did not disappoint. Massive Bereavement kicked things off against The Decorator and quickly mounted him in the corner with numerous Cliffhanger Tears. Afterwards both partners took turns having a go. A moment of opportunity arose when Comfort Liner inadvertently knocked out the ref. At this point Vexatious Vanity took advantage of the opening and rammed both Bereavement & Comfort with numerous Salt & Vinegar DDTs. He hit his finishing move The Masquerade Mirror and pinned Bereavement for the 1,2,3 but the ref was still out. Comfort Liner then hit the champ with a Parachute Low-blow. The Decorator came to his partner’s aid and slammed Comfort Liner with the Creased Curtains for the 1,2,3 from a stand-in ref for the win.

But it wasn’t over there, after Massive Bereavement laid waste to both Vexatious Vanity & The Decorator with the steel chair and stood over a wasted Vexatious Vanity holding the WWF title. Maybe a sign of things to come….