The Dressing Room (Post Wolves)

*<We join the lads,mulling over their 0-0 draw against Wolves*

Herd: #Have you heard about the Herd, H-H-H-Herd, Herd, Herd, Herd's the word#

Bannan: Geez give it a rest Chris man, tha' song will never catch on!

Herd: Look Elokobi!

*Bannan dives into a nearby bin*

Bannan: Where!?

*The dressing room erupts with laughter, as Bannan climbs back out of the bin peeling a bannana skin off his chest and dropping it back into the bin*

Bannan: What!? It's nae like I'm scared of him or nothin'.

Delph: I heard you wet your shorts when you had to come on against him Barry.

*The dressing room chuckles*

Bannan: What!? It was.... Um... Lucozade I spilled lucozade when I was warming up.... Anyway I didn't see you tackle him.

Delph: I already had my yellow card, got it in the first six minutes, it was a personal best. Besides if I had gone in on him he'd be dead, I don't want blood on my hands.

*The laughing dressing room hushes as McLeish enters singing quietly to himself*

McLeish:#Herd, Herd, Herd, Herd's the word#

*Herd raises his eybrows at an annoyed Bannan*

McLeish: Well done lads! Ye did me proud! Darren I barely saw you all match, fantastic. We'll empty this place of fans yet!

Gabby: Um.... Shouldn't we want MORE fans boss?

McLeish: Nonsense Gabriel, ye see the fans they make players nervous, we don't want to play nervous do we? I'll make this place a fortress just like the media expect! We'll blockade the turnstiles have cannons an' boilin' oil an'.....

Heskey: I don't think they mean a literal fortress boss, we're just supposed to make it so teams don't want to come here.

McLeish: Aye or fans.

Heskey: I do....

McLeish: Aye, "aye"

Heskey: No, I wasn't agreeing, I was....

McLeish: Aye lad, aye.

*Heskey hangs his head and sighs*

McLeish: So, who's on cannon duty first?

*Delph's hand rockets into the air.*

Delph: Me boss! Me, me!!>