Ozil Oozing Class

Donor or shish?

"Just finished work for the night. I had to take out some Turkish businessmen in Chelsea for dinner, I think I have secured a huge investment for my company."

So?! And what does that have to do with:

"Anyway, at the start of the season a big fan of mine requested I make an article on Arsenal's title hopes. Long story short I said if players like Ozil stepped up a gear then Arsenal would have every chance. I was so right, Ozil has been irresistible this season and I fancy Arsenal to finish above City. Fair play Arsenal."


I always find it really funny when people try to impress others by throwing irrelevant "Look at me I'm a big shot." snippets into what they're saying. You do know the fact that you've started the article as you have, tells us that you're at best a narcissistic cretin with a good job and at worst a sad little man who has to make up stories to try and impress people who couldn't care less

comment by Igor, name change mode. (U1993)
posted 6 minutes ago
Donor or shish?
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Probably he was shish kebabed

"businessmen"

Chat chit get kebabbed

It appears we have a high class rent boy on our boards. He takes the Turks to dinner before they fill his pitta with their meat. And a bit of "banking" as well.

This guy is classic. Never fails to impress with his openers

Mediocre effort SS.

Is this Dave Pundit or Barry?

If it was Barry it would be moderately funny.