It's been a looooooooooooong rollercoaster of emotions this summer of will he won't he (well mainly won't he)...and I thought I would write my own version of a Don Henley classic to show the effect Sneijder has had on me over the last couple of months, and which I will sing in my bedroom with my acoustic guitar just after midnight as the transfer window closes (at the annoyance of my Mrs).
Nobody on the plane
You haven't left the beach
I feel it in the air
Your signing's out of reach
Empty pitch, empty stands
You're not there, holding up your shirt
Shaking Fergie's hands
Oh my god this hurts
But I can see you!
Your red shirt shining in the sun
You got a number 12 on your back
And your sunglasses on, Wesley!
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the summer of transfers has gone
I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy
Remember how you made me scream
Now I don't understand
Why you don't wanna come
Some say it was the wages
You're still my number one
But I can see you!
Your black shorts shining in the sun
I see you shooting in slow mo
And huggin everyone, Wesley!
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the summer of transfers has gone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsqcDXizFmE
That's me in the back of a truck on the streets of salford. It's going to be very emotional for me after midnight as you can probably tell. I'd even planned for Smalling to get the number 2 shirt so Wes could have the number 12. Or maybe just take the number 22 Feel free to add your own song tributes to what never was but could have been...
My Song for Sneijder
posted on 31/8/11
"We dont need no Wesley Sneijder"
"We dont need no superstars"
"We've got a squad thats good enough now"
"HEY FERGIE, give those kids a chance"
is that ok.
posted on 31/8/11
I too am anticipating the emotional devastation at midnight when it is confirmed that sneijder will not become a united player. Last year i finally plucked up the courage to ask a girl out who i had a crush on for ages. We got talkin on the phone and met up for a drink and dinner. After, she told me she just wants to be friends and my heart was broken. It took me a long time to get over it and i thought id finally moved on. The signing of Wesley Sneijder for Manchester United would have been the final peice of the jigsaw for me to enjoy my life again.
(in the tune of delilah)
WHY WHY WHY SNEIJDER
Why why why sneijder
posted on 31/8/11
I understand Witty. And Wesley really should have thought before breaking your heart again like that. A fine choice of song! Forget her and him, plenty more fish in the sea!
posted on 31/8/11
oldnewtonheath (U10418)
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valliant effort, Rio would be proud!
posted on 31/8/11
I am a never signing…
And its not a lie…
I couldn't ever bring myself to join you as you'd like!
The Stone Roses
I am a resurrection
posted on 31/8/11
N-N-N-Nineteen
thanks, it has got a certain "ring" to it, hope to hear it at the next home match being "boomed out" loud around the ground.
posted on 31/8/11
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posted on 31/8/11
fallowfieldred
Do you know what "spidermanning" is?
posted on 31/8/11
is this going to turn all inbetweeners?
posted on 31/8/11
Don't know, never seen it.