So. As yet another post-Mourinho era dawns...
...the Stamford Bridge patented "Millennium Manager Merry Go-Round'© has been fired up and is ready to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs....
When it finally makes the jump to hyperspace, which established coaching trade route will it take?
Will it return with an old favourite at the helm in the shape of Interimnus Gu'us H'Idd-ink? "Seventeen-thousand a day! Those guys must really be desperate—this could really save my neck."
Or go all out for Jedi Master P'ep Guar-di-ola???
At least the machinations of the A'Bram'ov-ich Trade Federation will take the heat off the problems faced by the O'ld Traf-Ford Empire under the ailing Darth V'ang-Aal.
Meanwhile the Alliance of A'nfi-Eld under their new charismatic, benevolent and heroic leader K-Lo'pp is prepared to restore order to the Galaxy...and beyond.
"May The Farce Be With You!!"
Coach Wars: The Farce Awakens®
posted on 17/12/15
Apparently Rodgers turned down a return to Swansea because he's been lined up to replace Jose
posted on 17/12/15
comment by thebluebellsareblue (U9292)
posted 3 minutes ago
Stevie G on his ass, losing da league for da pool, like.
Born Slippy
Now that was a farce, only bettered by him admitting to crying in his stolen car, afterwards.
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Bitter bitter ch.v
posted on 17/12/15
comment by thebluebellsareblue (U9292)
posted 2 minutes ago
Stevie G on his ass, losing da league for da pool, like.
Born Slippy
Now that was a farce, only bettered by him admitting to crying in his stolen car, afterwards.
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Chelsea fans talking about history. Isnt that what you lot mock the scousers for doing?
posted on 17/12/15
I think there's too much greedo in the game these days.
posted on 17/12/15
And surely Millennium Falcao deserves a mention here?
posted on 17/12/15
Cringeworthy article.
posted on 17/12/15
^ Whatever hovers your landspeeder...
Almost as cringeworthy as your ex-manager tbf.
posted on 17/12/15
Arkadian
No history reference from me, but hey, reading is tough.
posted on 17/12/15
Cape ape and planetmonkey.
Oh dear lord.....
posted on 18/12/15