The other night I was going into a convenience store to get myself some medicine. There was a homeless man outside who covered himself in a blanket but enough space so he could obviously see. It was a bit weird when looking at him all you could see were his eyes peeking through the blanket.
I said "how's it going" (which is a dumb question anyway) and he never responded.
He then follows me into the store where I went to get some medication. He comes up to me and says "someone was too generous and I feel bad, can you take the money? You looked really sad when you walked in." I was a bit confused to say the least. Also a bit offended as now I realize I always must look that way
I of course said no and told him to get himself something to eat with what seemed to be 10 dollars. I was planning on giving him my only dollar in my pocket to which he said "My pile is bigger than yours, you obviously need it more than I do." I tried to not come off as a douchebag and say something mean to the guy, so just told him I'm not paying in cash and that he again should use the money to get himself something to eat, water, etc.
He wasn't very happy and told me that he was being generous and was wondering why I wouldn't take his money. I told him that I appreciated the offer, but he should really get something for himself. He then took off saying that its the thought that counts, how generous he was trying to be and seemed pretty annoyed that I never took his cash. It made me look like the bad guy for a second
Homeless guy
posted on 8/1/16
comment by Curly - Warburton is He wears a 🎩 (U1103)
posted 12 minutes ago
So you met Craig whyte then
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A wee guy looking like a homeless ronan keating but with a big stunner walking a couple of paces behind him. There really is something wrong with that picture
posted on 8/1/16
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Curly - Warburton isHe wears a🎩(U1103)
posted 12 minutes ago
So you met Craig whyte then
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A wee guy looking like a homeless ronan keating but with a big stunner walking a couple of paces behind him. There really is something wrong with that picture
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There'd something evn more wrong with that picture
posted on 8/1/16
Oh and since n one has said it
"Convenience store" FFS
It's a fvcking p@ki shop right.
That's a joke btw in case the forever offended don't like it.
My mum still says that but she knows it's not right so whispers that word
posted on 8/1/16
Ma mate still calls the chinese..."the chinky's"
posted on 8/1/16
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posted on 8/1/16
Hmmm
I never thought of that.
is this a really really bad analogy?
posted on 8/1/16
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posted on 8/1/16
He probably had something up his sleeve.
posted on 11/1/16
Maybe he was 'armless?
posted on 11/1/16
cali-bhoy
Just had a thought. Was this homeless guy little and with 4 legs?
Did he walk about telling people
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.