Just sipping a cup of tea and having a bit of a day dream about what to do when I inevitably win this $1.3Bn jackpot this week.
$1.3Bn.
That’s about 60 Jordan Hendersons. I could pay Rooneys wages for about 4500 weeks. Maybe I could give Admin enough $$ to do away with the bloody ads?
Now obviously I won’t see the full amount land in my bank account. The lump sum payment is only gonna be about $900m. After taxes we are looking at only $550m. But I reckon I’ll get by.
Think I might buy a new set of golf clubs and invest in a few more lessons.
Maybe start a brewery. Beerfrombelmonty?
I’d like a house with a few acres and a nice climate controlled cellar to start making my own cheese. Ohhh…and another cellar to store beers and wines.
Definitely gonna replace my $hit heap car and finalaize the payments on the nice one. Don’t think I’d get anything too extravagant, but I’d definitely want some monstrosity of a yankee truck. Sitting 15ft in the air and lording it over the peasants.
Should I get my own personal pilot? Maybe until I get my own license I suppose. Explore the dark web for a hitman to take out a certain dodgy haired American political mouthpiece? Anythings possible!
I think the best thing to do is just flip through www.jamesedition.com
I could get myself and entire Hamlet in Italy. 50 odd apartments and 95 bedrooms:
http://tinyurl.com/pg3l44h
Everyone from JA606 can come visit me and have a big party Except Admin 2 because he’d probably just break the place and have everyone banned.
No Arsenal fans either. It may be a small village but there doesn’t seem to be a nursery.
Of course I’d need to get there, so a nice boat:
http://www.jamesedition.com/yachts/arno/other/koji-for-sale-687543
Look, I could relax in my AK47 chair! http://tinyurl.com/or9lqmo
And definitely would have to throw some money at Rushden & Diamonds. The dreams not dead.......Gonna be sweet when I win this jackpot
$1.3 Billion Lottery Jackpot
posted on 11/1/16
comment by Savarok (U7106)
posted 6 minutes ago
You could win the lottery and then start a company to employ people.
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Thats the plan. Open a few wee companies here and there (see my cheese and beer making)
posted on 11/1/16
No Arsenal fans either. It may be a small village but there doesn’t seem to be a nursery.
Hey....that's really funny
posted on 11/1/16
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by Savarok (U7106)
posted 6 minutes ago
You could win the lottery and then start a company to employ people.
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Thats the plan. Open a few wee companies here and there (see my cheese and beer making)
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Does wee sell that well in America? Can't see the appeal myself.
posted on 11/1/16
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 1 hour, 57 minutes ago
Op.....not to sht on your dreams, but how about instead of dreaming about winning the lottery, why dont you get of your arze and start a business that can generate more money than you know what to do with, and then you can employ peeople and actually have a sense of achievement???
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How about a company making internet lists of Liverpoolplayers......
You would be his competition and would be swiftly squashed
posted on 11/1/16
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by Savarok (U7106)
posted 6 minutes ago
You could win the lottery and then start a company to employ people.
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Thats the plan. Open a few wee companies here and there (see my cheese and beer making)
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Does wee sell that well in America? Can't see the appeal myself.
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No lovely billionaire beer for you
posted on 11/1/16
Yeah gb, coz starting your own company that makes more money than you know what to do with is so incredibly easy, that's why everyone does it.
It's as simple as getting off your arze as you put it.
posted on 12/1/16
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posted on 12/1/16
Creeping up to about $1.4 Bn now. Thats about 117 Jonjo Shelveys.
Or an infinite number of Steven Caulkers
posted on 13/1/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGkgEA32rsM
posted on 13/1/16
comment by RoberTncUSA **PS4 or XBOX_ONE?** (U3493)
posted 5 hours, 51 minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGkgEA32rsM
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Aye, thats the folks in nevada who have to drive to the closest shop selling tickets, across the border in Cal.
Up to $1.5Bn now.
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Somewhere in the region of $600m for the lump sum after taxes.