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I know what you mean Captain Daddy Puppy - it's like a Jeremy Kyle episode outside Arsenal and Stoke

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They have got it wrong, they think they are on to entertain, they're actually on to break news.

Can't stand them, wish they'd stop trying to be funny and dramatic and just break news.

Emilio - Do you mean break the same piece of news over and over again, followed by hugely insightful and valuable contributions from Sir Berty Bassett and Lord Shrek?

They should also fire the person who suggested Dave Bassett and Iain Dowie .

'I know what you mean Captain Daddy Puppy - it's like a Jeremy Kyle episode outside Arsenal and Stoke'

I bet the reporters were being pick-pocketed as they were talking.

'Emilio - Do you mean break the same piece of news over and over again, followed by hugely insightful and valuable contributions from Sir Berty Bassett and Lord Shrek?'

Does anyone know if Stoke have signed anyone?

Kids roaming the streets at this time of night. Hardly an adult in sight.

This is the same Stoke City who cheated their way into the Prem League....bunch of plastic fans outside.

'Must be a big transfer window because Yakubu got through it'.'