Rooney - Tracking Back/Playing in the Hole!

Hi everyone,

Now I am sure you are all aware that Barry Smith is a gigantic fan of tracking back, but recently I have become grossly engrossed in “playing in the hole". I am sure you may remember my previous article in a different life, about rewarding Rooney’s tracking back with a lovely song. If not, I will include the songs in “Part B" of this article. I have already discussed this plentifully on 606, but ja606 is better and I think it is a very important topic.

Part A of this Article -

I really think that Rooney’s playing in the hole-ability now needs a song. Please read the lyrics and sing it to yourself to the tune designated by Barry Smith today and any other day that you may read or hum this article.

• (To the tune of “We’ll do what we want") – He plays in the hole, better than Joe Cole……..He’s Wayne Rooney, He plays in the hole.
• (To the tune of “Giggs will tear you apart") – Rooney, Rooney will play in your hole agaiiiin.
• (To the Spurs tune of “BALE BALE BALE") – HOLE HOLE HOLE HOLE HOLE
• (To the tune of “You are my sunshine") – You are my hole player, also my dole payer, you make me “happy" like John O’Shea.
• (To the tune of “I like big Butts") – He likes big Holes and he cannot lie, your mother’s mother can’t deny.

Please choose your favourite song. More may follow if requested, but almost certainly won’t.


Part B of this Article.

Amazing songs about Rooney’s tracking back. Please Choose your favourites.

• (To the tune of Giggs’ song) – “Rooooneyyyy, Rooney will track you back again."
• (To the tune of Scholes’ song) – “He tracks back my lord, he tracks back."
• (To the tune of “we’ll do what we want") – “He’ll track back when he wants, he’ll track back when he waaaants, he’s Wayne Rooney, he’ll track back when he wants"
• (To the tune of viva Ronaldo) – “Viva tracker back, viva tracker back, tracking down the wing, hear United sing, viva tracker back."
• (To the tune of Glory, Glory Man Utd) – “Glory, glory tracking back. Glory glory tracking back"
• (To the tune of “United! United!") – “Tracking back! Tracking back!"
• (To the tune of “champions of England, champions of Europe) – “Tracks back in England, tracks back in Europe."
• (To the tune of “championees, championees) – “Trackbackionee , Trackbackionee, ole, ole, ole!"

Thank you for reading/singing/immediately closing my article once spotting the name “Barry Smith".

All the best for the upcoming days of the week and weeks of the months.

Best Wishes,

Barry Smith.