Easy this football lark isn't it? Jumpers for goalposts, kids playing in the park. Marvellous isn't it.
Every football fan is a tactical genius and a business guru and I am no different. That is apart from the fact that I am more tactical and guruy than you.
So here's my plan, let's compare hypotheticals, I'll get mine out first..
Ownership - who the flob knows if your man Moshi as I call him is an asset stripper or a bank roller. My take is we gotta do something, and I like Moshi as a name so I'm all in!
Manager - liked Martinez and he moves well but being funky only takes you so far.. The Discotheque. Bin him off he's tactically inept. Replacement.. Lie to Mourinho about new ground and transfer budgets.
Team - Sell Stones! 40 million touted, why are we not selling!. Don't like the cut of his gib see. Smart asre. Invest 20m in a defender that can dominate our area, when the chips are down (how you tell if a Geordie lass has climaxed). For me you want a Williams (Swansea) or Shawcross type. Why all of a sudden do we have to have Defenders that can play like Pele? If they can hit Barry or Barkley that's enough! Use rest of Stones money to pay what's necessary to keep Barkley and Lukaku.
Use Moshis money to add Yarmalenko, and another quality player or 2 and bingo bango bongo, 6th.
Guru see. Anyone got any nonsense plans (that is unless you agree with me in which case you are a copy cat).
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What I would do
comment by #01 🟥⬜⬛ House ~🎯 ⚡ (U17162)
posted on 9/3/16
Support Barcelona, that would solve pretty much everything right?
comment by William Kenwright (U1308)
posted on 9/3/16
Sounds like a plan OP
comment by William Kenwright (U1308)
posted on 9/3/16
Did you write this OP??
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/03/08/three-reasons-why-everton-could-lure-jose-mourinho/
posted on 9/3/16
What about Rafa
comment by Mr Reasonable (U2320)
posted on 9/3/16
Apart from selling stones, can't see much wrong with that plan
comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted on 10/3/16
I`d take Rafa over Martinez, any day.
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