Arthur part 2

and said postman could subsequently be sacked due to your article! Or sue for slander.

All hypothetical really as he doesnt even exist!

Don't knock it Balls, this is far more accurate than any newspaper reports.

For instance,

Steve Mc. usues a special kind of toilet paper that is hand embroidered by a factory close to the company I work for. On the corner of their road is a burger van and the embroiderer of Steves roll often has a burger and a chat with with the guy who sparpens our pensils (these are then delivered to pensil users). Anyway, the embroiderer told the pensil sharpener that the burger was particularily good that day and she suspects they have changed to a more meat variety.

Make of it what you will but I reckon McClaren is leaving.

I tend not to, however, the only other discussion is 'McClaren to quit' and I refuse to dignify that with my input so all I'm left with is this carp.

What's a pensil?

Nice one Lloyd, thanks for your input, quality.

Welsh by any chance?

When literacy fails you....turn to goold old racism!

Erm, no.

You don't know what a pensil his Lloyd?

I thought it was some kind of flag, but you'd struggle to sharpen fabric, but I'm still a believer.

Hardly racism, I doubt even the Welsh consider themselves a race, however, I do like any form of discrimination.

Sparpen it even, BD.