Didn't go tonight as I've got rank guts. So here's my thoughts on tonight's match:
1. The blossom on our apple tree is much better than previous years.
2. Bertrand Traore looks like a butch lesbian.
3. How could I possibly śhît that much out? I don't think I've eaten enough this year!
4. That's it really.
Tonight's observations
posted on 11/5/16
DID u know the US developed a nuke torpedo!
posted on 11/5/16
comment by selbstgerechtein (U7048)
posted 1 minute ago
If Piers Morgan falls down in the wood, and nobody is around to hear it, will he die a horrible death?
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Fingers crossed
posted on 11/5/16
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?
posted on 11/5/16
Your gran
posted on 11/5/16
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
a valid and relevant question I feel
posted on 11/5/16
I went to the Doctors the other day. I told the Doctor I couldn't stop singing Green Green Grass of Home.
Doctor said Its Not Unusual.
posted on 11/5/16
Sheyi Ojo 6 games 5 assists
Raheem Sterling 22 games 4 assists
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Just a quick observation like.
posted on 12/5/16
Can Can can-can?
More of a question
posted on 12/5/16
Why does the movie Shrek, which teaches you to love yourself regardless of your looks make fun of Lord Farquaad's height throughout the movie?
posted on 12/5/16
comment by Leiva la Vegeta Lucas {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
Why does the movie Shrek, which teaches you to love yourself regardless of your looks make fun of Lord Farquaad's height throughout the movie?
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Cos nobody likes a midget. Get under your feet all day, small man syndrome etc. Burn 'em.