Match thread...

Hull City (3) v (0) Derby County

As most Forest fans have the ‘one match ban enabled’ because of Derby fans’ inability to maturely handle their latest bottle; somewhere else is needed so we can share our opinions of the second leg of the play off semi-final.
So, as the Derby County comedy bottle-shaped, wheel-less, white elephant roadshow moves north; the first leg will be remembered as a devastating display of apathy from the 3000 Derby supporters that couldn’t be bothered to turn up and cheer on their team. And the team who just couldn't be bothered.



To get through to the final against Sheffield Wednesday, Derby will have to overturn a record in Championship playoff history. More likely though, they could lose by the highest aggregate total in Championship playoff history. If that happens Derby will officially have more ($)hit records to their name than 1D!

Derby Team news:
Whoever is managing Derby by tonight, Mel Morris is fully expected to field a team costing more than Leicester City’s. We can once again admire the passing ability of Derby’s bargain of the century, Bradley (how much) Johnson, the speed of Abdoul (take the ball with you) Camara and the defensive Galáctico that is Richard (I’m always on my ar se when the opposition score) Keogh.

Hull team news:
Steve Bruce is set to start Steve Bruce at centre half, after being goaded by former Forest academy stars, Tom Huddlestone and Michael Dawson. There are also rumours that he is going to start without a goalkeeper, as their second choice keeper did fa kall on Saturday.
In an interview before tonight’s match, Bruce said, ‘This tie isn't over. We've seen strange things happen in football. We have to guard against that…’ The interview was cut short when a large lump of pig faeces appeared to land near them.

Kick off is later.