WWFC invite applicants for the role of Head Coach and Chief Scapegoat.
Start date:
Autumn 2016
Responsibilities:
To deliver entertaining, free flowing, high scoring football & top 6 finishes in the Football League Championship utilising one of the youngest and worst paid squads in the league.
Applicant pre-requisites:
Broad shoulders, thick skin, an absence of physical characteristics which may lead to unflattering nicknames, ability to "suck it up".
Experience of walking on water and raising people from the dead would be a distinct advantage as a degree of miracle working will be required.
Position (soon to be ) vacant.
posted on 26/5/16
Already lost any real hopes for next season tats.
I think this squad is plenty good enough to at least challenge the 70 point mark before any new additions.
But given how bad we have been since December and 4 wins in the last 20 i can easily see that becoming 6 wins in 30 games.
And of course if that becomes the case we will then go through sacking a manager and wasting the season.
posted on 26/5/16
Next season is definitely over.
How about the season after that?
posted on 26/5/16
Typical Jez. Says we won't put up with poor football and poor results for long. Then says he wants to bring in free coaches. Can't see us getting a good replacement for Kenny if we aren't going to pay them
posted on 26/5/16
Just found this boys.
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/05/26/jez-moxey-wolverhampton-wanderers-not-in-position-to-sign-top-ch/
Just making himself sound like a bigger bloody idiot than normal.
posted on 26/5/16
cross portuguese joe off your list
posted on 26/5/16
comment by gordon the moron (U8869)
posted 58 minutes ago
cross portuguese joe off your list
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Bollax, I was hoping we'd get that portugezza
posted on 26/5/16
comment by Tatter (U6440)
posted 4 hours, 29 minutes ago
Ar tell ya wot ma mate if we goo up next season, no doh loff, if we goo up next season ma mate ya know wot arm gonna do? Arm gonna pay for all the coaches to away games for anyone that wants ta goo. I love yow ar do, yowm sound yow am.
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I find this stereotypically offensive, how do I complain ?
posted on 26/5/16
he's had his chance, fook him
posted on 26/5/16
You're a hard man to please ganger !
posted on 26/5/16
Just drove right into a tornado situation
Not sure whether we had a touchdown or not but sirens and complete carnage.