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Henderson

What a DONKEY

He makes Kane look like a set-piece genius.


Eeyoooooore! Eeyoooore!

I'd rather have Joe Hart taking the corners, for goodness sake.

posted on 20/6/16

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comment by Fosse (U19445)

posted on 20/6/16

You beat me to it.. If he is international class then Lord help us

comment by Firkin (U19526)

posted on 20/6/16

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 29 seconds ago
donkeys r grate

very intelligent and sure-footed

perfect for safely transporting children along dangerous cliffside paths
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I'd do a free transfer exchange between a donkey on a mountain pass in the Himalayas and Jordan Henderson, tbh.

We'd be a lot more sure-footed and in safe hands (hooves?) if we had an actual, literal donkey rather than the metaphorical mish-mash, goateed donkey that is El Jordo.

posted on 20/6/16

This thread seems a bit high brow for me so I'll leave you to it.

posted on 20/6/16

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comment by Firkin (U19526)

posted on 20/6/16

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 1 minute ago
Donkeys have an amazingly strong back-heel
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If Henderson sticks to that, he'd do less damage.

posted on 20/6/16

Henderson has played well, more mobile than Rooney in that midfield, moves in between the lines, linked up fantastically with Clyne, and put one on a plate for Vardy.
But hey, dont let facts get in the way.

posted on 20/6/16

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comment by Firkin (U19526)

posted on 20/6/16

comment by jlou1978 (U15376)
posted 12 minutes ago
Henderson has played well, more mobile than Rooney in that midfield, moves in between the lines, linked up fantastically with Clyne, and put one on a plate for Vardy.
But hey, dont let facts get in the way.
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There are also the facts such as he's not been able to clear the first man with multiple set pieces, which is something an overweight pub team player could do, so climb down off your high horse to see the donkey for what it is.

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