O/T last nights joke.

https://twitter.com/hitono/status/747542685016268800/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I'm with Joe Hart on this, I won't being saving that

Ruthless

This joke is so bad Zico has quit the forum

Pashed mysalf at it

Was watching the women's tennis there and there was a wrist injury.

Hopefully I'll be ok tomorrow

Is this any better then.
Wee red Indian guy goes up to the chief and asks him if it's true that he named everybody in the tribe.
The chiefs tells him it is.
The wee boy asks him why he called his dad Running Bear and the chief says it was the first thing he saw when his dad was born,
The boy asks about his mum and the chief says he was looking at the sky when his mum was born so he called her White Cloud.
'But' says the chief 'Why do you ask Two Dogs Fckng'

better

i give that a 3/10

for effort.

I used to have a bird that had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. I swear to god, if you held your ear up to it, you could totally smell the sea.