The Eboue Effect

Word up folks and folkettas. With the signing of young mr Jenkinson (about whom I know diddly) I am left with the worrying thought that this may affect Eboue's position within the club. There is already speculation that clubs are interested and we may even sell him - clear lunacy.

'Boue is obviously a useful utility player and does a job wherever he's chucked but imo he' much more than this. He's the team heart/enthusiasm and appears to be loved by the entire squad. This is the chap who turns up to friends parties dressed as a tiger when it's not fancy dress, who warms up by performing a kossack dance and can stop pitch invaders merely by raising his hand.

Basically I'm asking would people want Eboue to leave the club. If not, where do you see him fitting into the squad? I personally see him as a good squad player and potential genius Gunnasaurus. Seriously, can you imagine his warm up routine whilst dressed in that outfit?! Not to mention his celebratory dances....