General Levy & Luka-Beats

*********Inspired by the lovely, sexah Lady Eowyn*****




*Luka just finishes training Harry calls him over

"Daniel wants to see you in his office....NOW"

*Charlie and Niko "oooohhhh" and giggle like little girls

"TIHO"

*Luka knocks on Levys door

"Enter bad man pon de rythem"

"Levy want to see Luka why Luka a bad man"?

*Levy dressed in Jamacian attire

"You don know rude boi gwanning bumbaclut"

*Levy sucks teeth

"Luka no understand, why Levy dressed like regge man"

"All the original junglist massive The original dancehall junglist dere "

"Luka no understand, Luka no happy at Tott...."

*General Levy puts his finger over Lukas lips

"Shhhhhhhh"

Wicked wicked... Junglist massive

*Levy starts to belly shake

"General Levy alongside the Luka-Beat The world is in trouble"

"We no play world, we play Europa Luka play champ...."

"I am the Incred Incred Incredible general...Sensational wah dem call me"

"Luka scared, Luka want agent"

*Levy starts to grind his booty

"Incred Incred Incredible Gene--Select, selec-lect--"

*Lukas finger starts to tap, Levy grins

"What is this finger tap, Luka no like chicken badge"

"Mad de whole ah dem I spin dem like a windmill New talk fi dem Gwarn tella dem we got the skill"

*Lukas body starts to twitch

"Luka got dem skill, Luka scared but excited"

*Levy starts to bump 'n' grind thin air

"Come down!
Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy"

*Lukas booty starts to move

"Why Lukas bum move..."

*Luka smileys slightly

*Levy starts to grind behind Luka

"Booyaka booyaka When the general ah pass
Booyaka booyaka Luka Beat run the dance
Booyaka booyaka We nah tek back nah talk
Booyaka booyaka"

*Luka looks round and grins at Levy

"Luka like this Luka like to dance"

*Luka breaks into a back spin, Peter Crouch sees this and breaks in the office into a robot move

"Luka like robot"

*They all sing

"Incredible Unstoppable Unbeatable Invincible As beneficial Respected by man And loved by gyal"

"(a) (a) icky icky mmm M-Beat him come fe mad dem"

*Bentley sees this and runs in

*Levy stops








"Get out David you


*Bentley leaves

"NOW"


*Music starts to play

"Luka like icky icky"